Stories about Karpeles are too bizarre and funny to ignore. A summary of most of them:
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- Corpulent Guy in Japan
- Corpulent Foreign guy in Japan
- Corpulent Foreign guy in Japan robs consortium of world's most tech savvy drug dealers
- Corpulent foreign guy in Japan gets away with robbing consortium of world's most tech savvy drug dealers
- "I'm a douche" -Karpeles