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If it was only crystal ball, I would gladly buy You one. And not some cheap ebay one, but a vintage real thing. Unfortunately it would also require one to have some magical powers...

Hm, maybe You are a mage?! It would explain a lot.

Ok, off to buying You a crystal ball then. When at it, I'll buy myself pair of steel balls for altcoin market drops like today ;-D