It's almost been 10 years since Bitcoin was created, but up until today we didn't have any reliable information about the genius individual who made it all possible.
Who is She? Or He? Or maybe Them?
Without further ado, ladies and gentleman, a decade long secret is finally revealed! Meet the talented team of developers who invented BITCOIN!
These awesome ladies met on the Internet in early 2000-s, bright minded personas, they had a lot of interests in common such as programming, hacking, cryptography and so on.
Once when they were discussing different types of fish they liked to eat they came up with the idea of blockchain. Here is a picture of the first Bitcoin being mined.
As you can see Artax was in the center of the action, she jumped and hopped all over the code to mine her first coin! Needless to say they became ridiculously rich.
Foot Foot remembers making her fare share of crypto currency too, it was overwhelming like a strong scent of freshly opened can of tuna.
You may be wondering why didn't they disclose their identities earlier?
Well, as Koshechka Lenorka mentioned in one of her interviews, turned out they were set up by someone who goes by the name of Satoshi Nakomoto. They claim he sent them to prison in Cuba in 2009. All these years they were plotting a way to escape and let the world know who really started Bitcoin.
Everyone heard about Vladimir Putin's love for animals, he couldn't sit around knowing that these amazing brilliant girls are locked up for a crime they never committed. He helped them regain their freedom once again.
Artax, Foot-Foot and Lenorka are free and working on their new project in Japan.
Alright, now everybody knows the truth!
Stay tuned for more funny stories, recipes and cat pictures!
Those cats...
Where on earth did you find them? What a collection! Which one is the most "special" of the lot? The gray one cracks me up all the time, but the one that's winking with its tongue out...it's really making a run for first place!
That is a funny of picture of Artax, the one with her tongue out! Her and the dark grey were rescued from a shelter here in Detroit, and the light grey with folded ears is from the hero-city Sevastopol (Crimea, Russia) she traveled to the USA by the 3 different planes and is the most precious, that is why I call her princess Lenorka haha
They actually did create Bitcoin, but it's a secret!
Oh, ok...Lenorka is the one I was talking about. The faces she makes and how she sits is priceless. But that Artax - I actually lol'ed.
Cats make the dumbest faces sometimes. I try to catch my wife's cat looking stupid, but she's so evasive!
Apparently all Scottish Folds sit like that and have similar behavior, you should get one of those cats! Their fur is very soft too!
It isn't easy to capture their stupid faces, you will get lucky, make sure your camera or phone are always ready!
that was totally hilarious and totally nuts, all at the same time! and all your cat pics are great so it's all good. Didn't realize you and Matt had three of them though. That must be some load of work, but at least there should be plenty of purrs and cuddles to make up for it! lol
I was laughing the whole time I was working on this post haha! I'm glad it brought some laughs and smiles to you too!
Yeah 3 of them! It actually isn't that many, I don't think? I like having many cats haha. There is only one of them, the orange one, that purrs all the time, the other 2 are not so generous!
This post is awesome you had me going for a bit
I think that my wife has gone crazy!
It's actually true, they did it! haha
My husband is so mad at me for making him read this lol he pretends to hate cats but I think her luvs them.
Hahaha! Well it is a funny piece, I hope he had a laugh!
I'm dead... the article itself was great, but the fakenews tag slayed me.
It is actually real news, I just didn't want people to say that cats couldn't do it haha because they did, it is true :D
My cat Sunshine does look awfully wealthy right now...
Let's see that kitty!
Here is Darth Sunshine:
Oh boy, we got some geeky cats on Steemit https://steemit.com/bwphotocontest/@cryplectibles/crypto-collectibles-presents-boo-boo-and-batman-for-b-and-w-photo-contest-theme-animals
I did not find it funny. Not at all. Am I spoiled?
I don't know.
Very interesting story by you @kotturinn in the morning ..... I relaxed by your best Post.... I have a cup of tea for refreshing and your sweet article for relaxing my self.....
Good combination of your story and my cup of tea...for relaxing me... I hope many other friends will also enjoyed this beautiful Post... Continue it....
Thank you @nazirkhyber! Cats make great stories and plenty of laughs!
Hope you have an awesome day!
You have made my mode very good by your beautiful story and make me laughs and relxed... I want to hear from you every morning with my first cup of tea...Have a nice day @kotturinn too...
Thanks!
You are welcome...
I love the life and I like smiling faces....
Satoshi Nakomeowto will get his revenge!!!
Haha haha!!!! This is hilarious! Thank you!!!
Your post made me laugh so I figured I'd try to return the favor! :P
Turned out nicely! :)
There seem to be always a great brain in the shadows and sneaky little cats get all the fame! Same happened with Darwin and evolution theory! Great read and love it how you used your two furry friends in the story!
All three of them are my pets @amy-goodrich!
What happened with the evolution theory, I don't think I'm aware?
Ohh now I see.. how could I miss one! Bad cat lady!!! I can't remember the name now but I once read it was his former friend/teacher who came up with the theory and he came to the front with it without giving the other guy any credit.
Yes! Such a bad cat lay!!!!
I've never heard that about Darwin, do you think it is true? And yes, my poor kitties were set up! They are THE real creators!
Hehe! I remember it being a true source and me believing it! I'll see if I can find the info and name back!
It's alright, I was just wondering!
Loved the last part of the stories. For one moment you got me believe that it can be true.
It actually is true, don't let anyone say it ain't! My kitties invented bitcoin!
Lovely :)
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The ancient prophecies from the images were true
Exactly! I love maneki nekos! :)
Gesundheit
Danke!
Your welcome. I seriously had to search that term, I have lived my whole life not knowing what the scientific name of the 'lucky cat' was, this is good information. Now if I could remember the name of those Russian dolls.
Matryoshka is the name, seems like you're at the right place!
Maneki neko only means lucky cat in Japanese as far as I remember, I have a few of them in my cat collection haha
Bahaha that was good!! And Vladimir Putin is the hero! Very well researched, you seemed to have inside sources!
Thank you! I think I saw it on the news or somewhere that he's into tigers and wild life, so this knowledge fit right in!
L.M.A.O well done, upvoted and resteemed
I'm glad it made you laugh, it's what I intended!
THANKS A LOT! :)
I knew it was too good to be true! thanks for the laugh ☺
What do you mean "too good to be true" IT IS TRUE!!! :)
Thank you!
I always suspected that Satoshi Nakamoto was a misspelled chief designer Catoshi Nacatmoto.
BTW Did @barbro saw this post?
Exactly! These kitties are brilliant developers!
I'm not sure I know who you're talking about?
Thanks for the comment!
You mean “Excatly!” 😊
@barbro is a cat lover, probably on a par with you @kotturinn
Yup! That is what I meant!!!
Ah, no! I don't know that person, but feel free to show them this piece haha
Funny and lovely! I love these cats, make me smile this morning! My day begins well again!
Happy to hear that! Good morning to you :)
Thanks for taking the time to comment!
I have no words for all these cats. Have fun ...
Haha! Thank you!
I was excited to see them, then... Oh cats. Where are the dogs? :)
They probably made some other coin, I'm not sure? Haha
They are the ones behind Dogecoin!
Secrets revealed!
Yeah right , who let the dogs out? :) Its good to have fun sometimes and free ourselves from worries of not getting rewards :)
It's just better to not worry and just try to enjoy what is there :)
Yeah right, the less we expect things the lesser we fail. Less fail means happiness :)
Very true, my friend!
Yeah, they did. It's the Doge coin.
I heard of that one, but wasn't sure! Someone should make a post it hahaha
Thanks @ats-david!
Cat's are funny like monkeys in a cat suit.
They definitely are! Thank you!
I feel like cats would come up with lightcoin, because they are small, undervalued, and also fast like the ltc transaction speed...... I feel like a big, strong lumbering grizzly bear came up with bitcoin. Nice post!
Hahaha! Could be! I don't own a bear so I decided to make my kitties become responsible for this invention! Good point though, thanks!
very cool post anyhow you seem very creative!
Thank you! It doesn't happen often haha
Lol, you got me!
That was the point!
What the....
I actually believed the story...
Whhyyyyyy you do this?!!?!?!?! щ（ﾟДﾟщ）
Followed, upvoted, resteemed. Really. Trust me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This story is 100% true! I am not even joking!
THANK YOU!
Awesome Post! Haaaaaa =D
Thank you! I couldn't stop laughing the entire time I was putting it together haha
Lol, you got me!
I tried! :)
hahaha... thanks, now I can sleep peacefully ;)
I know! What a relief!
This combines the best two items every to come out of the internet, cat pics and block chain tech. HA.
Pretty much! At least we all had some laughs! :D
Ok I hate this post, why do you have to be so creative? I could not come up with something like that in a thousand years.
Hahaha Thank you!
I guess being bored sometimes pays off!
They were gonna call it catcoin but then dogecoin told them they were gonna start a coin a bit later so they had to be independent and went with bitcoin. Cause they bite at your paws doge!
Ah, neat!!! Maybe you should write a part II to this story! That would be funny!
Snowflake gave Fiji the evil eye and once Fiji coughed what she thought was a furball, a bitcoin popped out and the rest is history :)
Hahaha That is pretty much what happened! :)
I think hamburgercoin would have been better... I mean, in keeping with doge being a meme, and all. Plus, "I CAN HAZ HAMBURGERCOIN?" would be an awesome t-shirt! :D
Love the Cat illustrations!
Thank you very kindly!
hilarious!
Thanks! :D
O how I hate cats. Have an upvote.
Oh well! Thanks :D
What's it like to be so wrong? ;)
(Do you at least like dogs?)
Not much of a pet fan. Nothing wrong with those that do like them, for me an animal should have a purpose. My hens give me eggs. A dog would give protection. Cats should keep the mice in check. Just keeping an animal hostage for the sheer joy of having it around is not my cup of tea.
I think the cat in the leading picture is scary.
Is Mr Bigglesworth angry?
Haha it is how she looks quite often! She's very nice though until there are no other cats around!
One of the funniest post EVER, FIVE STAR!!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH! :D
Well - so much for this theory.... @kotturinn https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073H1ZQSB
It is actually true . . . hahaha
Aha 🤔 I knew it... They want world domination and cheek rub
Especially cheek rub and then some whisker scratch haha :)
He he 😊
So that's who's been up to all this mischief! They not only invented Bitcoin but they also stole my food! Lol great post, made me laugh
That was the point! I'm glad I was able to make some people smile :)
Thank you!
All the cats deserve awards. LOL
I will open a can of tuna for them, thank you!!!
gave me a good chuckle... cute pics!
This is what I was going for! Them laughs and smiles :) thank you!
great!!!
It can! It's true!
Hehehehhehe god post LOL!! just certainly news!!!
This is friggen great! I love cats too. I call my big orange main coon mix "trumpy" sometimes lol
Oh my god hahaha that is funny one! I also call my cats whatever names just for fun! Gonna go tell my husband about the "trumpy" haha
I'm glad you could get a kick out of that! Lol coincidentally he is also an attention whore.
You have inspired me I'm gonna do a little intro post on trumpy so you can meet him. Ill tag ya when i do
Please do! I'm looking forward to it, I love cats!!!
Will do! Stay tuned for tomorrow ;-)
Great! I most certainly shall!
Here it is :)
https://steemit.com/steemit/@chelsea88/meet-trumpy
cutie cats ❤
Thank you @blessednami!
Also, just followed you @kotturinn... looks like we have a lot of the same interests (plus a pretty similar sense of humor)!
That's awesome, thanks! Followed ya back :)
:)))
I thought this is for real! Very funny! Congratulations for the "original" idea :)
It is for real! It's actually very true too! They did it!
Hilarious!!!!
I'm glad it made you laugh :D
hahaha nice story
It is also a true story!
Ahahahahaha they are so cuuuute ! I really liked your post ! They probably created Bitcoin to make simpler the buying of WHISKAS from other countries
Thank you! Yup, they sure did it! Kitties gotta eat! :)
Beautiful job @kotturinn! Have a nice day!
Thank you @olga.maslievich, I hope you have a good one too!
Your kitties are adorable!
Thank you very much :)
Looollll ... laugh until my pants drop ... there is dogecoin, soon there wil be meowcoin ... lol
I hope so!