I cashed out .00001% of my vast crypto empire last week and here is what I did:
--I sent a check to Uncle Scam for ten trillion dollars to pay down the deficit.
--I bailed out Greece.
--I paid off everyones student loans in the US.
--I bought Granny that sex change she has been wanting.
--I bought a Tesla for eveyone on my block.
--And I had enough left over for a TofuBurger.
And then my Mom woke me up yelling at me from the top of the basement stairs...WTF....
LULZ....