First and foremost because its a zionist plot to create a one world currency.
I'm making $ but have no delusions that Bitcoin is the peoples money. It is jacob rotchilds next plan!
PS - giving you a full strength upvote because you had the balls to say "FUCK" and jesus I'm bored with nerdfest crypto posts...
Jacob Rothschilds next plan is bumming a goat. There. I said it. It's on the blockchain now!!!
Thanks for the comment, a good rumination!
I suspect in between goats he has a few minions working on cryptos!