Make a few more blogposts in this style and we'll start calling ourselves "Church of Haejin" :-))) Your followers shall be "initiates", with You, Pontifex Maximus at the top of a pyramid. Every reply to Your blog will have to start with "Dominus et Deus" (master and god), just like roman emperor Domitian required.
You'll start adding a small window with camera directed on You in Your videos. All shall see Your holy body gently levitating over floor, dressed only in plain linen cloth.
If that wasn't enough, someone will spot that flowers in Your room don't stretch to sunlight, but to Your face... and they seem... happy! No one ever saw a happy flower. We can't even imagine how does happiness manifest on plants. But those little daisies in a pot - it will be so clear they feel great, fertilized and fed simply by warmth of Your divine aura.
:-)))))))
Cheers! :-)
In the Winter I'm a Buddhist and in the Summer I'm a Nudhist.
Lmao. Good one.
In fact, in first version You were to levitate naked (like a true high priest / half-deity should), but I moderated myself at the end :-)))
You make me cry :)