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"I assumed they were joking, why did i lose everything?"

"Well...See...I got a part time job to get the rent money I lost back....then....I lost that to........We can just stay with your mother.....right!?"

"OK here's the plan. I lost a million, but if I borrow a million and double it, I'll have three million... Fool proof!"

I think, I might actually get someone to sign up.