Christmas is coming, and children are writing their letters to Father Christmas or Santa or Pere Noel depending on where the kids live. But no matter how odd it seems to receive gifts from a jolly fat man on a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer, Santa is not the strangest character who pops up in Christmas folklore.Stories passed from parent to child and embellished with the telling over the centuries have given us an array of frankly bizarre festive folks. Here are 10 of the weirdest beasts, demons, and animals who might visit you this Christmas.
1- Frau Perchta
In parts of the German and Austrian Alps roams a terrifying character who can be either somewhat friendly or brutally mean. Frau Perchta may have her origins in the pagan religions which dominated the area before the coming of Christianity, but she has maintained a role in the modern world. And that role is horrific.Frau Perchta is often shown as a crone with an animalistic face and a long robe. Below the robe, she keeps hidden her sharp knife. Frau Perchta tours homes during the 12 days of Christmas. If she finds a child who has been well-behaved, then she may feel inclined to leave him a small gift. If she discovers a naughty child, then she gets out her knife. How does Perchta judge the naughtiness of a child?She looks at your spinning. If you have not spun all your wool or flax into yarn by the end of Twelfth Night, then Frau Perchta will disembowel you with her knife. Having pulled out your innards, she will stuff you with straw and sew you back up. Gives a different meaning to feeling stuffed after your Christmas dinner.
2- La Befana
Christmas visitors appear to love entering homes via the chimney. La Befana from Italy is another guest who would probably appreciate it if you swept your chimney. On the night of January 5, La Befana, a hideous old witch, will descend the chimney and judge all the children of the home. Expecting her visit, the children all leave socks attached to the mantle.If La Befana finds you have been good, she will fill your socks with goodies. If you have been naughty, then all you can expect is a lump of coal. It may be that this lump of coal is related to the pagan burning of women to bring in the new year. However, her name is derived from Epiphany, the Christian feast during which she appears.According to one tradition, La Befana was visited by the Wise Men on their way to see the infant Jesus. She offered them hospitality for the night, and in the morning, they suggested that she join them on their journey to visit the newborn Christ. She declined. Later changing her mind, she never could find them or Jesus. So now she spends her time giving gifts to all the children in the world. As with another Christmas character who spends his time distributing gifts and coal, it is traditional to leave out some food and drink for La Befana. The food varies across the regions of Italy, but every house leaves her a glass of wine.
3- Gryla And The Yule Cat
In Iceland, there is one of the most bloodcurdling Christmas characters in the world—a cannibalistic, hideous giantess called Gryla. She also has a fearsome cat.Gryla is a troll who has been mentioned in Icelandic folklore since at least the 13th century. At some point, she became more associated with Christmas and has put her nasty talents to festive use. Gryla stalks the children of Iceland during the holiday season. If she finds any bad children, she stuffs them in her sack and carries them away to devour later.As if Gryla was not sufficiently wicked, she also has a bad-tempered Yule Cat, Jolakotturinn, that acts as a fashion critic at Christmas. The Yule Cat is a huge beast that looks for children who are not wearing new clothes.This is not because it supports the commercialization of Christmas. In Iceland, children who had done all their chores would be given new clothes. Therefore, any child not wearing new clothes must have been naughty. When the Yule Cat spots a child in old clothes, it eats the poor kid.
4- Caganer
What could be more traditional at Christmas than a nativity scene of the infant Jesus? All the characters are familiar—Mary, Joseph, the Wise Men, the shepherds, and the animals. In Catalonia, though, there may be someone lurking whom you did not expect—the Caganer (aka “the Defecator”). Just off to the side of the Holy Family will be a figurine explicitly shown with his pants down in the act of pooping.The origin of the Caganer is not known. It is at least 200 years old and started in farming communities. Anyone without a Caganer in his nativity scene was sure to have a bad year. One theory is that the Caganer is a representation of a farmer fertilizing his field, if more personally than most agricultural workers. While the original Caganer was a farmer, you can purchase modern figurines caught in the act of defecation which represent a variety of famous people and fictional characters. Should you desire a statuette of the queen of the United Kingdom to add to your Christmas decorations, then you will be able to find a suitable Caganer.
5- Mari Lwyd
What do you get if you take a horse skull and turn up at your neighbor’s door? Possibly a visit from the police in most countries. But in Wales, you get the tradition of the Mari Lwyd.Throughout Britain, there are many ancient traditions of “hooded animals” being used in parades. A reveler hides underneath a cloth with an animal costume above. In Wales, that costume is just a fleshless horse skull.At Christmas and New Year’s, bands of people will celebrate by leading the Mari Lwyd to doors while these people sing and perform verses. The occupants of the house will respond with witty verses of their own. Often, the quality of the singers’ voices is mocked and both sides are accused of drunkenness. If those outside can verbally beat those inside, then the Mari Lwyd will enter the home and supposedly bring luck. Or at least as much luck as a skull on a stick can offer.
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