It love the humour you have there in your post. I'll say I'm one of those facebook users but I am no longer the "active" user. Maybe facebook should have just said "human users" like you said. Or something like, "total user."
And also taking about how this robots have enslaved us. It's so difficult these days to have a good conversation with a friend because there face is glued to their phone all day. They'll rather spend ours giggling to their virtual friends than to turn this faces to the one taking in front of them for a second.
Men have created robots to bring the world close together but families are now far apart because of it.
Yes it's true. We and our children prefer to build relationships with people on the other side of the planet, more than our family members, neighbours and work colleagues.