To: Devorah Iedev @deviedev
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: Spaghetti Policy
Dev,
I hope you're getting settled into your new office. Remember that all terminated employee possessions are on a first come, first serve basis. I already scored a new comfy chair and a shiny stapler!
I'm glad they made the decision to keep one our best Intellecutal Property Lawyers on board.
Regarding your Spaghetti Question. We totally respect all pasta-based foods, except for Pastafarians and CopyPasta. I hope that answers your questions!
Sincerely,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
