To: Stephen Polsky @shneakysquirrel
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: My previous position
Stephen,
Thank you for checking in. Mrs. Fitsgibbons was not a fan of the lulz, as we all know. The great lulz layoff of 2014 was a great loss to the company as a whole, I'm glad you managed to stick it out in the sub-sub-sub-basement. BlockCorp Industries will strive to be a more lulz-inclusive environment and the position of Head Wizard of the [REDACTED] Department.
Your new office is in the sub-sub-basement.
Please try to make the departmental meeting next Flornday, September 1.5, 2016 at 10am to discuss the new responsibilities of your role.
Best wishes,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
