Crude Humour and Bad Advertising

in #blog7 years ago (edited)

Well I just came back from a hole in the internet. It all started by watching a hilarious restaurant review on YouTube and then I searched for some funny restaurant signs on my own. I thought I'd share a few..

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The Anus Pounder will definitely fill you up. Someone forgot the G..or did they?..

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I heard Carolyn worked herself to death. You will be missed girlfriend

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I think Donny Bloghard works here. It's an inside joke. 2 ppl may get it?

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You can't beat their price 4 blowjobs. Trust me I'm always paying for sex. Did I say that?

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Worth every penis eh? I'm hungry

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You mean to tell me I can get paid for my afternoon shits? Gimme an application!

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I love a nice bowl of pho. Maybe Snoop Dogg owns this joint? Haha joint

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To the point and I respect that

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Something tells me their restrooms are probably top notch

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The spelling's off but what do you expect for minimum wage?

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A sausage in my butt always gets me outta bed

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R Kelly is a regular at this establishment. Because he likes to piss on women. I spelled it out incase you weren't sure..

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Those Fu King Chinese know how to make good food. Dim Sum nice egg rolls

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Egg.

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I had some spicy ones back in my day I'll tell ya. Yeah I don't know either?..let's move on..

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I love this one. I hope whoever did it quit right after! Classic awesomeness :)

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I know a good deal when I see it. This is like 2 beer for the price of 2. Can't beat it!

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Not to be outdone by McDonald's, Burger King also offers up some hot anus

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This last ones great. Customer service is probably non existent but you should know what to expect from them going in

Well I hope you enjoyed some sign humor? I'd switch the letters around on signs too when I was a kid and apparently I never grew up because I still find it hilarious?!

Have a fantastic weekend,

@goldenarms

*All these pics are public domain I believe?..or I'm going to jail.. whatever

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hillarious man!

I got a soft spot for silly signs man, I just loved this little showcase and your added commentary.

f**kin hilarious , i domt know why the " egg " sign made me laugh until i cried a bit

Haha good man. Weird things make me laugh too. Maybe we just have problems?

Funny, Thanks for sharing!

More thanks for checking it out. Have a great weekend!

Good laugh... don't think I'll be visiting any of these establishments any time soon.

Oh c'mon..I'll buy u an anus burger lol

ROFL LMAO These are hilarious! Don't think I'll go for lunch though...

Haha that's a good idea ceci

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Lol. I am one of the 2 that gets the Donny B joke.

This is hilarious!

You're hilarious! Marry me? Oh wait..

Funny but what's up with the pics Donny get horny and hump the hard drive

U on PC? They're ok on mobile..

Now there working I guess next time I have to open my eyes

Do they sell Fu King good fried rice at Fu King?

According to yelp🌼 yes haha

EGG

Fuck this post cracked me up. Kudos amigo. Best one is the Donny B.

Perfect! This was great and made me chuckle

I'm glad I could provide you with a laugh @chelsea88. Thx for stopping by 😊

YW =)
PS. You gained a follower

Thanks for the giggle GA!😂
That Arby's one was a classic, even the logo is a little bit phallic looking!

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This was really cool 😁 I love crazy signs and you really found the golden once.. Lol
Really funny 😉 thank you for sharing.
Have a wonderful weekend. Cheers

Haha! I love inappropriate ads :) The best one I ever saw was a dutch one about learning english: (nsfw language - the best kind!)

Hahaha, I need to download that song it's catchy 😁

I think the band are called 'the outthere brothers' :)

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Funny stuff man!

Hey, do you know the difference between a blow-job and a sandwich?

Wanna' go for lunch?