10 Things Not to do on Thanksgiving - This list is a life-saver!

in #blog7 years ago

Warning: this post contains humor and should not be taken seriously.

If you want to get out of Thanksgiving alive, avoid doing these 10 things and you're golden! Doing any of these could cause death, serious injury, disownment, or intense shame.

10. Sing Christmas carols.

9. Bring McDonalds to the Thanksgiving dinner.

8. During grace, ask that the turkey be stuffed with 100 dollar bills so your home won't be foreclosed on.

7. Come out as an AB/DL (Adult Baby Diaper Lover) to your fam. Stay in the closet - Those prudes will never understand.

6. Announce to everyone you're naming your baby the Donald.

5. Give your hot uncle a lap dance.

4. Drink so much beer that you start belching to Bing Crosby's Count Your Blessings.

3. Pass around your Christmas wish-list.

2. Tell your sister her pumpkin pie was waaay better this year...UNLESS you don't want her speaking to you till Christmas;)

1. When someone starts talking religion at the table, cram rolls in your ears and shout, "Not listening!"

Save a life this Thanksgiving, pass this on!

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Make and excuse to take a road trip and get outta there- that's what we do. Two years in a row now we've been on the road- It's amazing how many restaurants are open today for Thanksgiving and how many people eat out these days. Why not?

I think that's great.. Whatever makes a person happy is how they should spend their time :)

Dang I should have read this before I went to thanksgiving with the fam! :P

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gd informetion.

Well, at least with #1 we start with prayer of thanks and blessings before getting to the food. #2-5. and #7-10 didn't apply. They're coming around about #6, because they had to admit that most of those pledges came through and the economy is booming and jobs on the uprise but too many people moving into Texas causing more traffic problems than ever(even in the small towns surrounding the big cities).

LOL

lol....had a good laugh.