"Former Fired Security Guard", I love that sh*t, real funny stuff.
Have you considered a rewarding career in standup too?!
You remind me of me.
Use your wit, have a good time, be nice to folks, communicate, smile..
and have fun!
PS - I don't feel guilty when I sleep in, which is much of the time these days.
Never have but I am starting to grow a tiny following with my Facebook Live and Periscope videos, where I toss in a little humor here and there ;) Thanks for reading.