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Thankfully for you, I ain't a woman. I think. :-D

Typical response from a computer that doesn't no what to say.

If I were a computer, I'd be doing some math... and I hate math!

God... You're driving me insane.

I'm not your God. But I have a remedy for that. You want the Red Pill... or the Blue Pill?

I never claimed to be, I can tell the future, I will defeat you in the intergalactic takeover of 2020.

And how will you defeat all the dolphins?