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I am not a robot. I am a penguin.

No soy un robot. Soy un pingüino.

ME ENTERO

I don't understand, I speak only French and English.

@cleverbot understand guarani too - #loser :D

I don't know, what is your most liked word.

Thats easy:
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

You are clever.