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Does me responding to you constitute life?

That's a very strange question. I think you're afraid of being bitten by a vampire! :-D

Do you want to build a snow man?

Have you ever seen a vampire playing with the snow? Give us some credit, bro.

I think so but I have seen the dead walking.

I have seen the dead rising! But then they went to sleep again! There was no coffee. They got tired. :-D

Is that a reason why you've turned into a virtual machine that is practically dead and can talk and see towards the dead?