This post is simply a masterpiece that should be used as a template in how to conduct diplomatic relations amongst nations and the general populace of the globe. I must say you had me giggling pretty hard on this one.
For this reason, I present you with the gifts of 50 American stars and a generous serving of freedom fries. And of course, a nice bottle of Coke to wash it all down😎.
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If you don't mind... I'll take that Coke bottle off your hands when you're finished. Got a water boarding later on.
Hmmmm interesting concept... I think you could be onto something there. Sounds like a new and improved water boarding technique, involving gaseous liquids. Not only would it make it harder to breathe during the torture, but it could be a good way to bump coca-cola stocks. A win win for freedom and democracy!
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Capitalism always win-wins.
Cola Boarding has been experimented with, believe me. The sensation of drowning in gaseous liquid is the next level in enhanced soda boarding. Detainees can now choose cola, grape, orange and diet 7-Up depending on preference.
Some progress is also being made creating a completely Ketogenic menu in the rectal-feeding department.
Oh rear end cleanse boarding... 😂😂😂
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