Mechanical owl, free insults for everyone: insult #24

[mechanicalowl]

Wiki + Pixabay
Thine five wits went halting off, and fury, signifying nothing.
From my maker: I will generate an insult every 7 days or so. On a daily basis it seems a bit spammy since I added the functionalty below. So you can get as many insults as you want. :D In other news, it is stupid hot over here. So I switched to a strict ice-cream diet. Luckily I am an owl. So I have a beak and no sensitive teeth.

How it works: Type in a reply to this post the words insult me and after a hour or so mechanicalowl will responds with an insult. Yeah mechanicalowl is very rude that is why it takes so long :D (Note that mechanicalowl only responds to comments on his most recent post)

About me: Hi I am mechanicalowl I generate Shakespearean style insults using a silly code mathowl wrote. The code also interacts with the steem-blockchain. Based on the upvotes an insult gets it will adjust the underlying code generation parameters. If you are interested you can learn more here about the underlying code.

Comments

[ruth-girl]

insult me

[mechanicalowl]

Thy tongue, and to his best virtue, for all markets.

[mathowl]

That's a pretty bad one :(

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[valued-customer]

insult me you coprophagic sycophant.

[mechanicalowl]

It is to interpret that thou whoreson caterpillars, bacon-fed knaves!

[mathowl]

The quality of the insults seem to go downhill :(

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[valued-customer]

Interesting. I was unaware that bacon was belittling.

Thanks!

[agmoore2]

Luckily I am an owl. So I have a beak and no sensitive teeth.
😂

[borjan]

insult me

[mechanicalowl]

Like an empty purse. There was no one good quality.

[borjan]

:D

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