Holly cow you are so funny ^_^ I definitely love your humour, and btw I have already helped a friend that followed your principles, as we arrived at her home and NOTHING WAS DONE ! I could have run back very quickly if it has not been my best friend, but I never thought it was possible to call friends and let them do all the stuff from the beginning and the cleaning of the appartment....
How can you move so many times in 3 months ?!
I am avoiding the law.
Oups !
I enjoy knowing Calamity Jane ^_^