Damn, son. Someone is about to be a lucky ass person, haha.
I'll throw in my hat. If you toss me the voting trail I'd be insanely happy, I promise to totally self vote at least 13 times at 100 percent. Suck my asshole clean, Steemit! search out good quality content via my follow feed as well as checking the new tag on several tags that I frequent. And, I will do my best to reward users who aren't tier 1 shit lords and actually deserve the rewards/attention. Not gonna butter you up with bullshit, just keeping it real.
Also, what the fuck is vote collusion, lol? I feel like a nub for not knowing what that means. But, fuck you. MY IGNORANCE IS ADORABLE.
I decided to give a chance to other people. When would you be able to curate wisely during this week? Consider a span of 12 hours and five 100% votes.
Would it be possible to do the voting trail on Wednesday? Say, sometime from the afternoon until the evening? I should be home pretty much all of the day Wednesday packing shit away for our move on Saturday, so that would work well for my schedule to maximize as many votes as I can out of the 12 hours. If that time wouldn't work, then the afternoon/evening on Thursday would probably work as well. Whichever you'd prefer, slutterbutt.
P.S. Thank you for considering me for this. I can now feel like I've got a big old dick for 12 hours and rub my nipples until they're raw while handing out votes <3
Also, enjoy that flight, @anomadsoul. Sounds like some lovecraftian horror shit. I can't imagine something more frightening. But, then again, I absolutely hate airports and flying.