I’m just casually strolling the blockchain and another Steemfest post pops up in my feed.
This time it was my buddy @celestal.
Just like the rest of the Steemfest photos everyone looked so miserable there. (Obviously because I couldn’t go.)
Then I saw @ned eating from a small bag that celestal was sharing with him.
What could it be?
Enhance.
Still not everything was quite yet defined.
Only one thing was clear. There were two cool bros with immaculate hair.
Enhance.
God damn it.
I said enhance.
Oh my god, it can’t be.
Is that banana chips?
Dried fruit?
(In my best Bond villain voice)
Are those mother-fucking,
BILBERRIES?
ENHANCE
I need that bag.
I know you’re probably not convinced, so here’s some more proof.
In the background of the photo there are these guys:
I don’t see those guys casually enjoying a recently foraged bag of dried fruit, do you?
Case closed.
I cracked the fucking code.
What do you think?
Edit:
This is an afterthought, but are you related to the Russian dude from Rocky @celestal or is it just another dried fruit magnificent hair connection?
I fact checked...
Here's my math...
Double Checked!
YOU'RE RIGHT!
(Must Be The "BILBERRIES" MUAHAHAHAHAHA )
Dude I told you. Fucking bilberries everytime.
Enhanced...
Yes, that piece looks like dried banana. :-)
Note to self: Eat more banana chips.
Nah dude, it was apple🍏
hahaha! Loved this post!
Thanks :) I’ve just been trying to have more fun around here lately.
Fun and funny are both really good, and of course Ned's hair is perfect as a topic.
It’s my secret to foreplay: I show a photo of Ned’s hair to my girlfriend.
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This is hilarious, dude 😂😂😂
Regarding that Russian guy: I think it's the bilberries there. They must have something extra around there, look at that guy! (And his hair.)
Hahaha I fucking knew it!
Haha
I also ate from those dried fruits, will also get some nice hairs?
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Yeah bro.
That’s the only reason people eat dried fruit.
I like your dried sense of humor. Very clever.
ahahahahahah OMG! I think I ate from the same bag as @ned, so that's even better than touching his hair. The hair looks different here btw....maybe the climate was less humid to create these perfect waves LOL
You touched his hair?!?!
How did it feel?
Dude, that dried fruit is fucking magical, I tell you. Definitely the theme of Steemfest3.
Dried fruit or die tryin’
Mwahaha I love this :)) Yes. I was lucky enough to eat some of that fruit. I can die happy now.
I bet your hair is fly and you get all of the honeys too.
Oh yeah, you bet.
Well, I am a honey, so I don't need them, but if I wanted them...yeah, they'd be lined up at the door :P