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hmm, not feeling super creative at the moment so feel free to take some creative liberty but just throwing a couple ideas out there...

dont be a dick, signup for steemit.

or maybe a brides maid reference, " you feel that steem? that's comming from my undercarriage"

feel free to take some creative liberties though. looking forward to seeing what you come up wtih

Hey brother still waiting on my dick :) lol

Sorry my friend! I’ll get you a rudimentary penis in the next couple of days.

Anxiously awaiting your penis