Ha ha, mate... half of the characters in dostoevsky novels sit around on couches depressed so I think you're just getting into the swing of the Russian mentality 😉
Jokes aside though, I had to click the link to see what 'Cash as fuck' was 😎 nice one, keep up the morale. In Liverpool our version of 'cash' is to say the word 'swagger'. Example, that boye rocked up to krakow with pure 'swagger'.
Don't worry, us weirdos will get the vibes slamin for Krakow! It will be just like a hostel but where you get to choose the guests. 😂