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You should sync your efforts with someone from Belgium. He will creep his post towards Austria and you will push towards the Czech and Polish border. At a pace of 1 km per day, you'll be done with Germany in less than two years.

And I hear Czech ladies are pretty!

I know a few, and they are.

Do you think we could get a European subsidy for our Squeeze Germany Project?

I don't think Chancellor Merkel would deny that request.