Revising and detailling "who wants my toys when i die?"

in #cancer3 years ago (edited)

UPDATE: OFFER WITHDRAWN- GOING INTO SURGERY EARLIER THAN EXPECTED.

I wouldn't be able to fulfil my side of the deal.
fix bayonets and over the top! eff you, cancer


op below


I just screwed a guy out of a good deals elling off SPLINTERLANDS plots.I screwed a guy off the lowball offer I mistyped in the original post. These arent intentional fuckups, but I still do'nt like a hint of dishonesty in my dealings; they are indicative of my fuzzy state of mind

In fact, the Hiver that offered a bid on "all my toys" stated he didn't know what all was involved in the package, so I am going to revise the offer with more detail

I am selling the keys to all of my Hive-accounts, associated side-chains. and linked games

The accounts

@stevescoins
@warfeed
@thecontesttrain
@iteachp0rnmoney
I will list the assets for each account in a running count of value

@stevescoins

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  • rep 69.79 - I assign no value to this

  • followers 2287- I assign no value to this

  • sbi shares -1233
    what is steembasicincome and how does it work?
    See @steembasicincome What is Hive SBI? for a rundown.

Hive Stake Based Income (Hive SBI) is a social experiment to bring a voluntary crowdfunded basic income to as many Hivers as possible. Members join by sponsoring others into the program. Hive SBI is delivered through providing regular upvotes to member content.

SBI shares cost 1 HIVE or 1 HBD. By careful managing (less than 5 posts/week), I make a minimum of $3 per post, a nice stepping stone to higher payouts thru visibility
I assign this asset a value of $740 USD

  • HIVE POWER 441
    I assign this asset a value of $264 USD
  • Splintershards (SPS) Staked -3082 SPS
    I assign this asset a value of $2283 USD
  • splinterlands spellbook
    I assign this asset a value of $10 USD
  • Game-Drugwars daily inc 2.3;dwd primary hq 130- I assign no value to this
  • Game-Dcity- inc avg10 sim/day 265 simpower - I assign no value to this
  • Game-Rising Star, lvl25, 7 cards- I assign no value to this
    ***RUNNING TOTAL $3297 USD

@warfeed

  • rep 49.83 - I assign no value to this
  • followers 367- I assign no value to this
  • sbi shares -6
    I assign this asset a value of $4 USD
  • HIVE POWER 40
    I assign this asset a value of $24 USD
  • splinterlands spellbook
    I assign this asset a value of $10 USD
    RUNNING TOTAL $3325 USD

@thecontesttrain

The purpose of this account is to invest all HBD into 100% Hive SBI for the contest winners; this is to grow the rewards provided in the contest (and also increasing the SBI payout to this account), to introduce Hivers to Hive SBI, and to help grow the winners' accounts.

THE WINNER, OF COURSE, MAY DO AS HE WISHES WITHTHE ACCOUNT. Ihad a lot of fun running contests, and it's a good way to build a true social network.

  • rep 55.69 - I assign no value to this
  • followers 21- I assign no value to this
  • sbi shares- 517
    I assign this asset a value of $310 USD
  • HIVE POWER 66
    I assign this asset a value of $40 USD
    RUNNING TOTAL $3685 USD

@iteachp0rnmoney

I was going to teach the basics of porn affiliate marketing. There is nothing of value to the account, although there is som porn that I produced; don't use thesefor commercial purposes as I am not sharing 2257 data or copyright

The price? I am selling $3685 USD of Hivechain assets for $2600 in HIVE or HBD

Like I said in my "all my toys" post, I want to get all the $ I can to my folks.

How would this work?

  1. comment "I want this" in the reply section (earliest timestamp wins)
  2. xfer $2600 USD worth of HIVE or HBD to @stevescoins
  3. I will convert that into another currencyand take it off this blockchain
  4. I will then mail the winner all the keys from my proton email
  5. The winner then does as he wishes with the accounts and assets and I am gone from Hive
  6. It'd be nice, but it's not required on the deal, for the winner to announce the new ownership on the accounts

Good Bye Sweet Hive

I'd rather not leave the Hive. For that matter, I'd also rather not have cancer, and as long as I'm playing "matters". I'd also rather bed banging the hell out of Salma Hyack. Tough shit, sometimes you have life by the balls, and sometimes life and death has you by the balls.

  • I have really enjoyed ineracting and learning from you.I'm not making individual byes coz I'd be certain to miss someone that deserved a bye more
  • I really hope that someone laerned how to conduct *efficient" infomationwar from the work I put in here
  • I also hope that enough people to make a difference took the work I did in inteland covert resistance education I outlined to win back the Republic
  • Hoping to garner one last cheap laugh, me and Rich (@richq11) have been dicussing our imminent demises (I bet I hit the Finish Line first) came up with this:

[scene opens in God's office -zoom into God's face as he dials an in-office line - he does not look like a happy camper]
God, into phone:Get that idiot Peter on the line, pronto
St. Pteer's voiceover,-hesitant : Yes, sir?
God: Why, in My name, did you let BOTH of those knuckleheads in?
St.Peter: Im sorry, sir. Thely payed the old "tabletop" trick on me and ran off with the keys.
God:Well Petey, you get this shit fixed now! The Nuns Catching Up group hasn't been to chorals 3 weeks in a row, and I'm sick of the Deathbed Confession' group winning all the time now. I hate that smug look on their faces, like they got away with something. I'm half-tempted to punt them down to Hell just for that look. That doesn't seem to fit with my image as forgiving shepard, dues it? Now get this squared away, coz if I have to punt them down, guess who's riding my Big Toe down with them?
St.Peter: Yes sir. Right away, sir!

  • I might be reached at [email protected], but I'm usually in pain, or trying to get the details right before I cleat into Home
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I want either @warfeed or @thecontesttrain

I could offer 30hbd on warfeed account and contest well dips, im broke as hell and a kid is about to born, buy maybe 50? Is way over my league the secont account but with it i could reshape it to become a contest account for hispanic community, maybe ask for support and make it perhabs a curation one... i dont know, and the main account is WAY OVER my league, i just dont have a way to help but i would love to.

My history with the big C is anoying, but basically i almost lost my broder twise and hes healthy now, and a big childhood friend is long dead out of a brain tumor so... this posts hit me hard, like a speed train.

Btw, if you tell me the cards of rising i can actually tell you how much they are worth, is not that hard and about 25% of my income front hive comes front rising star.

So i will email you as well wit hthis same comment and the same mistakes XD so you know, big hug, and you are not alone.

If you decide to sell the sps and all that other stuff, i would also aim for the main account just for the sbi, but is still way over my league, my main income source is hive right now, and 1k is a lot more that i can hope to win in a long while... big hug <3

I'll keep you offer on warfeed in mind; if the post gets to payout, and no one has taken the wwhole account package, then I'll consider yours the high bid on warfeed. feel free to email me as listed on OP for questions.

I couldrecoup some of the SBI, but I like the program, and if the account goes unused, it will add to the payout for other SBI users

If you do, pls consider me, im just entering hive, about 6 months ago i became active and posting several times a week, if you decide to gift some sbi pls consider me into that list, maybe a give away of sorts?

Google won't let me into my protonmail account so if you need me I can still access gmail. How's this for a counter. Opens the same way with God on the phone.
God: Peter, get your goat-smelling ass in here.
A breathless Peter: Yes sir?
God: How in the hell did those two idiots get in here?
Peter: Well Sir, they had all the right paperwork, it even has your signature.
God: Don't you know a bad forgery when you see it? THose morons even spelled my name wrong... three fuckin letters and they got two of them wrong -- Gub, do I look like a Gub to you?
Peter: No Sir, but...
God: But what? You're stupider than they are, get the hell out you're fired.
Peter on his way by: Thanks alot assholes.
Us: High five dude, we're in. Do you think we can get his job???

Don't get in any hurry to beat me there!

neverin a huury for that

theyve got me so doped up it aintt funny
i close my eyes for a second im in deamland for half an hur
otoh, they come bsting in @0430for a blood draw
surgery should be in less than a week

I pray that all goes well, enjoy lala land Brother!

Hey Rich, you've got a big audience, do me a favor and reblog this post, please

Absolutely! Something is fucked up with my hive account, when I tried to clain my last rewards it said I got them but they never showed up in my wallet. The same happened with your delegation, it doesnlr show up under "Delegations" but it's still missing from my account.

You won't get your delegated HP back for a week, IIRC

as for rewards, if you are using a different front-end than hiveblog, recent transactions sometomes dont shoe up for a bit

i use Peakd, for exampl, sometimes I have to wait for a few minutesfornew rewards to hit the wallet

Thanks for the info. It's been 3-4 days since the payout and still no dough.

I also hope that enough people to make a difference took the work I did in inteland covert resistance education I outlined to win back the Republic

Hopefully you'll be watching it from above and smiling.

I want to be the kind of ghost that gets to hurt fuckers. imagine dropping 90% of their command chain in one spooky night of Halloween fun, then playing "journalist" justice on all saints day