Ban spoons because they make you fat!
Let's have a war on obesity and lock up all the fat people.
How about a war on drunk drivers. Charge someone for DUI for smoking or using a phone!
How about banning plastic bags and buckets as they are choking hazards!
Its amazing people blame the drugs when its the people, but when it comes to something they like, maybe beer? they blame the people? IDK The people in america have no morals