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When Netflix says "Are you still watching"

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.4 SBD on the way!

Thank you! I actually laughed when I typed it lol it fit perfectly

I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food, I eat it!

"I am not Alien, are you?"

"I'm not FAT, I'm just FLAT"

I beat ANOREXIA in a heart beat.

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When holding a fart goes horribly wrong.