It is 'tax' time again and it is time to 'grab the bull by the horns' and enter the weekly:
"Supporting @Centerlink Competition"
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Week 7 Competition Scenario:
The government has decided to introduce mandatory community service to continue to receive the dole. You have to choose between three possible jobs:
- Cleaning bedpans and administering suppositories at the 'Old Peoples' Home.
- Working in the dildo factory to keep the men and women of Australia satisfied.
- Kissing arse and making coffees for politicians in Canberra.
This week, to continue to receive the dole, you will need to explain which community service job you will be choosing to do and why. Post your responses in the comments section of this post.
The most creative or funny or enlightening or downright dodgy entry may be selected as the winner. Competition winners will be selected by #TeamAustralia government officials @ausbitbank and @sirknight and notified in the following weeks competition posting.
Week 6 Winner:
Congratulations to @donniedeluxe for the following response:
Earnings from last weeks Competition = 6.5SBD
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I'd be working making coffee in Canberra. But right before any big bit of legislation I'd be lacing their coffee pots with LSD. Seeing as the twits are already on a pretty solid trip, it might actually bring them back to reality or even do something good for us common dole bludgers.
I have to think harder now.😂 I was thinking the same thing.
I'd take a job in the shipping department of the dildo factory.
Every anal insertion device being sent out to a bureaucrat or politician in Canberra would be covered in a fine layer of broken glass.
Enjoy that you scumbags!!!
Resteemed dude.
I only seen this because of your resteem.
I want to kiss arse and make coffee in Canberra. It's the job where I will be kicked out the soonest, making me unemployed and therefore again giving me access to the dole.
UPVOTED.
very good.
I would be happy if you like to follow me and give your opinion about my posts.
Thanks.
Very good Scotty! I eagerly await the responses. Don't fancy any of the jobs myself though. SK.
I am Cornholio! You will name your baby Bungholio! Is he an albino? Holio Bungholio... will be albino... and a gringo....
Bloody Hell! Tough choice - I'm going to have a go at all 3 first and then try to make up my mind. I'll let you know!
Great work mates
Mate! was a pleasure to go searching for the young @sirknight, glad I found him too! I just wished their had been more participants in my darn search party! @scooter77
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Making coffee. Well we tell them its coffee but whats really in it could be how were feeling that day right and if they are doing their job right.
Without subsidization the dildo factory went the way of car manufacturing--overseas due to high costs.
I will therefore take accept your half-arsed, government sponsored training program, which will train me for a crappy job I don't want that that robots will eventually take over anyway.
Then I will be able to get the dole legitimately and it's off to the coast for me to pursue my career goal of being a full time beach bum.
upvote and resteemed. Thanks scooter77
I'll do jobs 1 and 3. First I'll take the mess from the bedpans then use that to make the politicians their coffee. If I have to put up with their shit, I'll give them some back.