The secret to being popular is helping others
the best way toe arn a follower is to go find a helpfup or hardworking bt struggling minnow and give them at least a bunch of 1 cent upvotes! the whoel wall! if u have more than a 1 cent upvote good give em a wole bunch of $1 upvotes! THIS is what gets u ffriends an folowers! minnows end up buying steeempower sometimes and ur follower may end up being richerthan YOU are! a newb can end up buying his wahel into Whaledom like @gigafart and then all of the sudden the guy u were helping out is now helping YOU out wth fuckin $8 upvotes on yoru comments! And u gotta go hangout with @thejohalfiles go follow him and see what he likes, if u can impress him he might bestow upon you a mighty$400 upvote but its RARE but it HAPPEEND to me bro! and some of my Steemit #africa friends! out of nowehere a untarian post i made gets upvotes and it encorugd me to contnue my project! i am still in the process of building some radio and TV and billbaor ads for the new steemit africa market BUT i have to admit I coud be working more! and toomorow I will forgo y weekend as I always do, and i will work extra hard to gget a whole weks worth of worki done fppr my stee,it ad camapaign! i sincerely believe that if you ccan make a good vieo cartoon ad eiing steemit to newbs and redditors and facebook users, and then blat it as an google paid ad on youtube, with your own steemit name and link or people to follow that you ca TTALLy get followers that way AND convinc newbs interested in investing in teemit to make money with you buy buying steempower AND THEN UPVITING YOUR POSTS! this is a GREAt way to basically BULD YOUR OWN whales and dolphins! conviince people to buy steempower to help themselves, upvote your post,a nd the you both win!
It costs money to make money, SO heres wat u need to do! get ENOUGH steempower to really make a difference! its gonna cost u at last $1000 worth of SP! but believe me, u will be SO happy wen steem hits $10 and your $1000 worth of stempower you bought around now for aroun $1 will be worth $10,000 ! it will happen soon! look atthis graoh!
$20 Steem by en of this year / Jan 2018
Even if this post will make the Grammer and Spelling Nazis cringe it is spot on. Everything you mention is correct.