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Heh heh! Some things never change. You’re nutty as ever!

That's impossible! I think you're the one who's become nutty and, because I'm so normal, I look nutty to your nuttiness.

is an English major

That's half of a 50-word story, right there. All you need is a setting, an opposing character to create your conflict, and you would have a submission for the challenge. "If you think I'm nutty, go jump in the lake! Wait! I was being facetious!" There, now you've got your opposing character and the prompt word. Do a little work to resolve the conflict, add an image and you're done. This is fun.