Good one, Papa... great thinking and logic.
However, the point of Christian celebrations and feasts are not to re-enact exactly what happened, but to remind us of it and the lessons to be learnt. That's why the early fathers were content with converting other traditions into Christian ones. I'm sure you know the case of Christmas day itself not being the true date nor even the correct period... it has become quite popular. Still @jrswab is correct --we should remember these lessons and celebrate Him everyday.
What do you think?
It is true that the early fathers did those things but God commanded his people NOT to do the things the heathens do, it is an abomination. As for me I am going to try to follow God's wishes rather than the traditions of the early fathers.