Ultimate Zoo Battle, Round 28 Result: Human is Victorious!

in #comedy6 years ago

The bonobo had the edge in muscle power, but the human had the edge in brainpower. The human avoided the bonobo long enough to fashion a sharpened stick from a tree branch. With this makeshift weapon he came at the bonobo, who had no defense against it and was eventually impaled.


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@alexbeyman,
That damn Bonobo has no chance against us! Anyway I fear the Arena will be flooded in the next round! Better if it not!

Cheers~

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Aw, damn it. RIP Bonobo. Should have seduced the human instead of trying to fight him. Sweet, succulent Bonobos.....

Fuck yeah. Humanity always win.

RIP Bonobo, was his fault, event if he looks like a femenist.

Wanna see him beat an elephant with a stick.. I dare you, HUMAN! :D

I'm glad to hear that "we" won. Beat our distant cousins. The bonobos are known for "making love, not war" so they weren't prepared for the human onslaught.

The intellectual difference is a very big advantage.
Thanks Evolution.

Undoubtedly the human has evolved over time, and his intelligence can be amazing, he had to win the human.

I look forward to the next battle.

The Bonobos did not think that the man could have more strength than him and he relied only on his strength

Brainpower always beats muscle-powers. I hope we've sent out a message to potential matchups. We fear no organism. We await the next victim. 😈

Yes that was to be expected.

I hope our Human friend saved that sharpened stick, because he is going to need it.

Alex - Brain power is the most fatal power... It's good to hear Human won that battle...

+W+

I think human did well so far in this great battle. I think its an end game for him now :p it would be a surprise if he sneak through to the top

Obviously human is the winner of these battle.We humans has the undefeatable power that's called brainpower.Congratulations to all of us,hehe.Sounds good.Waiting for the next round.

Human beat bonobo!
I was worried about that one.

Knowledge is power, brain always win😄

The Bonobos believed that by being stronger he could dominate the man without taking into account that the man by his intelligence would beat the

Human is so powerful with his brain power.

Humans as usually are storm breakers.

That's so funny comedy games. That is real fuck. the bonobos did not suppose that the person could have greater strength than him and he relied best on his power. the human has developed through the years, and his intelligence can be super, he had to win the human. Looking more from you.

I know the human was using going to win through brain work and calculation. Congrat to the human

Yeah dude. Bonobo had the muscle power but humans have the upper edge . They can out smart almost every living being.

I said it. Human was going to defeat the bonobo. You can't compare brain power with muscle power. Remember also that God has given us dominion over everything on earth

Genesis 1:28-30 KJV
[28] And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
[29] And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
[30] And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

good post...thank you @alexbeyman