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7 years ago in #comedy by beograd (50)
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wahaha Hilarious! Besides we seem to be both fans of big booties and your humor is exactly my taste, I'll follow you... I would have anyway just for the first paragraphs alone 😀
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Blowjobs are only very long when done improperly.
The busy is for the busy.org where you might get an upvote.
You are not gay because you let a ladyboy/boy suck you, is only when you suck him back it starts to look bad.
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Shit, I used the busy tag because I saw it on the tag list and I’ve been busy lately. Now I’m wondering if I missed something while I was gone and “busy” is the internet term for foot jobs.
Speaking of internet porn; I can’t ever get off to Russian porn. No matter how hot the chick is, she always looks like she’s doing it to buy groceries for her family.
Doing it to buy groceries for the family :D auhauhauha
I stopped to watch porn, it is so boring!?!
I can understand doing porn to buy drugs. I'm ok with that. But, when they are doing it so their Grandmother doesn't starve to death, it's not so sexy.
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You mean porn stars don't fuck on camera because they feel it's an artistic calling?
Hey I am pretty sure @bleedpoet is into the strap on thing and I am willing to pitty fuck @themadgoat at this point with all the shit he is going through, he deserves a good time.
It would be the funniest foursome in history. I am willing to bet that we would all start joking around and no one would be able to hold their laughter to be able to sex anyone.
Cock-blocked by dirty jokes and laughter.
OK WELL NOW I EXPECT A STORY FOR @porn-watch
Personally pegging isn't on my to do list, I like the natural elasticity of my anus and don't plan to fuck it up for a prostate massage.
As for pity fucking a goat, it sounds like the rotty beat you to it😂
lol that was some fun shit, i enjoyed it.
reminded me of @trafalgar's posts before he stopped giving a shit and started self-voting his dmania-quality altaccount.
I 'member
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what the fuck did i just read
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Came for the Haejin bashing, stayed for the brain dump
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Fucking brilliant! I entered you a sweet story for @porn-watch's smut contest. I figured it worked well cause you seemed all hung up cause she's got titties, maybe if she had a ten inch dick you wouldn't get all hung up on it. Personally I could give two fucks for blowjobs, wasted film. But tossing salad with all its lovely snatch close ups, that's lovely.
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This was a blast to read, man. Like, a 20 minute blast of hot, sticky content all over my innocent, eager face. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
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British in spirit, if not in location.
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