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Let them sit for 7 min 14 sec

this exact time? =))))
this is where I failed all the time, I guess =)

The whole process explanation sounds like rocket science to me =)
I like boiling meat:

  1. throw meat in water
  2. boil (no exact time)
  3. eat

It's the simplest way I have found that is consistent with the size eggs I use.

I'll definitely try your method.
I just hope the eggs' size correlation isn't huge, implied to the time vector

and why suddenly a pie involved? -.-
hahaaha =)

Pies are a different beast. They also need eggs. I have a excellent recepie somewhere.

no no no, let me figure out eggs boiling stuff first =)