My whole class once got detention because I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard and when the teacher went to wipe off the board all the fluff came off and stuck to the glue. I never got in trouble for it because my whole class found it too funny to tell the teacher it was me.
unless you go by many different names around the internet (DyDy MiDi and January Nelson to name two) you are committing plagiarism big time: All your posts are copy/paste from other users stories. The one for this post at Steemit: https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2018/06/funny-stories/ story number 6.