Corte de cabello / haircut

in #comedy3 years ago

"Pequeña sátira de mi día"

Bueno les contaré una locura que intente hacer.

Me da algo de gracia.

Hace unos 3 meses y medio esta el día de hoy me deje crecer el cabello en total creció 1,3 centímetros, tenía unas ganas según yo de hacerme las trenzas, (Como para probar algo diferente) pero me fastidie, bueno el punto es que hoy en la mañana me fui al barbero.
Yo imaginé que el chamo habrá dicho que eran los reales más fáciles que se ganaría, solo le dije: pasa la 1 por todo el coco por favor. Me quito el gorro, el barbero manifiesta: verga. Bueno intenta quitarme aquella cabellera de un solo golpe y se le traba la máquina, (nota soy pelo de alambre malo) la limpia y sigue como por 30 minutos una sola sección de la cabeza, cada cuatro pasadas de la máquina era una limpieza y dejarla reposar unos 15 minutos.
En total fue así durante 3 horas y media, el chamo termina y me manifiesta: que no le pague y que no vuelva para esa barbería, en lo que respondí: nos vemos en tres meses.
Entonces si eres pelo de alambre y no quieres pagar barbero espera tres meses y te lo rebajan gratis 😂😂

English Version

"Little satire of my day"

Well I'll tell you a crazy thing I tried to do.

It gives me some grace.

About 3 and a half months ago this day today I let my hair grow in total, it grew 1.3 centimeters, I wanted to make my braids, (As if to try something different) but it bothered me, well the point is that this morning I went to the barber.
I imagined that the boy would have said that they were the easiest real ones that he would win, I just told him: pass the 1 all over the coconut please. I take off my hat, the barber says: cock. Well try to remove that hair in one fell swoop and the machine crashes, (note I am bad wire hair) clean it and follow a single section of the head for about 30 minutes, every four passes of the machine was a cleaning and leave it stand for about 15 minutes.
In total it was like that for 3 and a half hours, the guy finishes and tells me: that he does not pay him and that he does not return to that barbershop, in which I replied: see you in three months.
So if you are wire hair and do not want to pay a barber, wait three months and they will reduce it for free 😂😂

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