A brief explanation first...
For several years now I have indulged in what some may perceive to be a kind of a fucked up hobby. Under my pseudonym Patti Hicks, I have spent many, many, many hours responding to random ads on Craigslist have drawn out lengthy correspondences. During my years indulging in this past time, I have communicated with all kinds of people over the world — I have applied for roles in porn films, responded to bizarre sexual fetishes, I have tried to place a spell on my cheating husband with the help of a Guru Witch in Africa, I have requested butt implants from a company in Dubai, I’ve caught out Nigerian scammers. Basically, whatever I can find, I give it a shot and see where it takes me.
In this third installment, I respond to an ad seeking adult film actresses. Here is the original post followed by my correspondences. Enjoy!
AUDITIONING FOR ADULT ACTRESSES (Sydney)
I'm currently holding auditions for a number of adult works that I'm producing and looking for female actresses.
The movies range from softcore to hardcore. Ideally I'd like to get a wide variety of ages, races and body shapes for the movies. No prior experience with this sort of work is necessary, just a willingness to act a little on camera and have a good time.
Payment will be in cash at the end of each movie, the amount of payment will depend on your role in the movie. Please send a message with a little bit of information about yourself, some recent photos so that we can see what you look like, and a contact phone number so that we may call you and do a quick phone interview.
Location: Sydney
Compensation: $1,000 - $1,500 per movie
This is a part-time job.
This is a contract job.
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Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
From: Patti Hicks < ************@gmail.com
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 11:25 AM
To: **********reply.craigslist.org
Hi there,
I'm interested in your ad for adult movie actresses.
I've partaken in quite a number of amateur porn videos that have had quite a few hits on YouPorn. I've done shit like 2 guys at once, girl on girl, bj's, handjobs etc.
I'm yet to do a full on gang bang (not sure if you require that, happy to give it a shot), I just wanted to know if you require anal because embarrassingly I have a minor hemorrhoid issue and haven't been able to partake in any anal activities.
I've also never been able to keep cum down (ie swallow). I however have no probs with jizz on my face or tits.
I'm 20, HUGE tits and I look super young for my age so can play school girls, cheerleaders etc.
Also just a question - will I need an agent? How much "acting" will be required? Will I need a "porn star name"?
Patti :)
From: craigslist 4215644148 **********reply.craigslist.org
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 11:41 AM
To: ************@gmail.com
Patti,
Thank you for messaging me. You sound like you've got the sort of experience that will make things easier for us when working with you.
To answer your questions, there is no "acting" as such in the two movies we're putting together at the moment. You won't need an agent, if you don't do anal at the moment that's fine, and in the movie the guts would be cumming on you.
Would you be able to send me some photos of yourself? Possibly links to the videos you mentioned? And could you give me your mobile number as well? I'd like to call you and set up a casting, hopefully for tomorrow.
Graham
From: Patti Hicks < ************@gmail.com
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 11:52 AM
To: craigslist 4215644148 < **********reply.craigslist.org
Haha I assume you meant guys cumming on me rather than guts - that would be pretty gross LOL
Cool, I'll get my pics and get the full res videos off my hard drive and send them to you today.
I mean I've done some acting. I did some Stanislavski and Shakepeare and shit in school. Played Iago from that one, I think it's Hamlet. Went to an all girls' school so had to play the dudes as well (not that I'd be playing dudes in your flick haha). Just thought I'd mention some of my acting experience so you don't think I'm totally inexperienced in that area. I've been to some castings as well for ads for KFC and Tampax (unfortunately didn't get them but I think I'm most suited to adult material anyway)
Do you have a preference for how you want the files sent - Quicktime etc? xx
From: craigslist 4215644148 <**********reply.craigslist.org
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 12:00 PM
To: ************@gmail.com
I did mean guys yes :)
You don't need to send through the high res versions, they might be a bit large, just the links will be ok. But current pictures of you will be great.
As for the acting, for future movies there will be actual acting involved, specifically cheesy porn acting, but we can talk about that in person.
Would you be able to do a quick casting soon?
From: Patti Hicks < ************@gmail.com
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 12:08 PM
To: **********reply.craigslist.org
I have to babysit tomorrow and going away for weekend but next week I'm all good!!
Where are you guys located?
From: craigslist 4215644148 < **********reply.craigslist.org
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 12:25 PM
To: ************@gmail.com
Personally I'm in Newtown, but the movies are being shot in a large apartment in Bondi.
We can certainly do the casting next week if that works for you.
I'm looking forward to seeing the images of you :)
From: Patti Hicks < ************@gmail.com
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 12:49 PM
To: **********reply.craigslist.org
Sweet I'm in Bondi!!!
I'll get those pics on the ASAP.
xx
From: craigslist 4215644148 < **********reply.craigslist.org
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 1:00 PM
To: ************@gmail.com
Wonderful :)
From: craigslist 4215644148 < **********reply.craigslist.org
Date: Sun, Dec 8, 2013 at 5:11 PM
To: ************@gmail.com
Hey Patti,
Have you had a chance to get those pics to me?
From: Patti Hicks < ************@gmail.com
Date: Mon, Dec 9, 2013 at 7:59 PM
To: **********reply.craigslist.org
Hey,
Sorry about absence. Not wanting to get into it but my BF found my emails on my iPhone and went like batshit crazyballs! See I promised him I was done with that stuff (even though initially he was totally into it - freaking men lol) but I actually really enjoy it and if I can earn money out of it then why the hell not right? But he has jealousy issues with me doing shit with other guys - girls aren't a problem. Urgh. So it's been kind of a shit few days. Trying to talk him 'round to it. I know you'll probably have your shoot done by then but maybe if I work this shit out in my personal life then I can get some stuff to you for another movie??
Sorry for the rant and this shit not working out! Off to my psychiatrist LOL
xx
From: craigslist 4215644148 < **********reply.craigslist.org
Date: Mon, Dec 9, 2013 at 8:13 PM
To: ************@gmail.com
That's ok. We're shooting one movie this weekend and another 2 in the new year. I'd still like to work with you if everything comes together on your end!
Lol! You have a new follower :)
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