A brief explanation first...
For several years now I have indulged in what some may perceive to be a kind of a fucked up hobby. Under my pseudonym Patti Hicks, I have spent many, many, many hours responding to random ads on Craigslist have drawn out lengthy correspondences. During my years indulging in this past time, I have communicated with all kinds of people over the world — I have applied for roles in porn films, responded to bizarre sexual fetishes, I have tried to place a spell on my cheating husband with the help of a Guru Witch in Africa, I have requested butt implants from a company in Dubai, I’ve caught out Nigerian scammers, I’ve tried to audition for student films and a lead singer for a band. Basically, whatever I can find, I give it a shot and see where it takes me.
In this second installment, I respond to an add for butt injections and try and drop as many "I like big butt" lyrics as I can. The ad is first as the emails follow. Enjoy!
craigslist > for sale > iran > for sale >health and beauty - by owner
Posted: 2015-09-16 3:41pm
HYDROGEL BUTT AUGMENTATION SHOTS INJECTIONS 150﷼
Specifications
Hydrogel Butt Augmentation Shots Injection
- Upper buttock
- Middle buttock
- Lower buttock
- Hip expansion
PMMA, hydrogel butt injection and chicken pill for butt and breast augmentation.
Buttocks injections are a great option for anyone looking for more projection on the back end. Most people think that buttocks implants are their only option to get good projection and a round firm butt. Well its just not true anymore there are several options like PMMA and hydrogel for example. Both are safe substances which can be injected by your plastic or aesthetic surgeon. The process takes about 2 hours and wow!,You get the idea.On Buttocks, this is our subject and we will go into great detail together and explore all your options.
This kit comes along with a user manual which you or your doctor can follow to administer the vial (Hydrophilic Polyacrylamide) for total enhancement.We can also provide you with a trained person to administer the vial for you.We have available the best brands. Delivery & quality Guaranteed 100%. Express Delivery Available.
Tracking numbers available with references. Shipping is secure and discreet. Discounts on bulk orders. Please contact us to reserve your full kit at low and moderate prices.Also Contact for more info like pricesand procedue.
Patti Hicks p*********@gmail.com
Oct 31
to ************@sale.craigslist.org
Hi,
I am in desperate need of butt augmentation as my wedding is coming up in 2 months. I had injections the last time I was in Bali but they fucked up my butt and now my left cheek is drooping like hell and looks fugly as.
My fiance likes big butts and he cannot lie, and his other brothers can't deny, cause this girl walked in with an itty bitty waist and put her round thing in his face and he got sprung!
I need a big butt or he'll kick my small ass to the curb. He's willing to pay whatever cause he's way rich and likes dem asses big!
Just wondering, I'm vegetarian so is the chicken pill real chicken? Is there a tofu version or something? And when you say you can send a trained professional to administer the butt shot, do you fly them over to me? I can send money or use my Qantas points if that helps.
Thanks heaps!
Patti
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Oct 31
to p*********@gmail.com
Hello patti I can help you with the butt and breast augmentation where are you located so that I know if we can deliver and I send to to you our price list
Patti Hicks p*********@gmail.com
Oct 31
to craigslist
I am located down under, but am able to haul my little butt somewhere to collect the package. I have post boxes and mail redirect services in the United States, London and Dubai.
Please let me know what method works best for you. My breasts are pretty great and don't need no augmenting at the moment (probably in a few years when they're sagging and shit). For now though, my butt needs serious work on the pronto! Cause deep in the jeans that girl's wearing, my fiance can't stop staring. You feel?
Thank you,
Patti.
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Oct 31
to p*********@gmail.com
It's okay I will send to you my price list soon so that you can choose and I will also give some advice on what to take I will not want you to have problem with your fiancé because of your butt when I have the solution at least if I save one marriage it will be a very good thing for me. I will get back to you soon
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 1
to p*********@gmail.com
Hello did you get my mail
Patti Hicks p*********@gmail.com
Nov 1
to craigslist
Hello. Yes I thought you were sending through price list. And yes your butt work would be saving a marriage indeed! It's like, he likes everything else, always says I'm the full package -- except my itty bitty ass (and now lopsided freaky ass lol). His anaconda don't want none, unless I got buns hun, I can do side bends or situps but I cannot lose my butt! Baby got back.
So yeah, what are the costs and the procedures involved in fixing this disaster?
Patti.
xx
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 1
to p*********@gmail.com
Hi
We give discount for those taking many products. Thanks for your inquiry and interest to purchase hydrogel injection . i am just a dealer of various MEDS & CHEMS .They come in complete set with and it will take just 24 hours for you to get them delivered to you at your desire location. just look below and tell us the product that you need then we will advice you on how to use them
I want to assure you that i am capable of supplying you the quantity that you required at any time without any difficulties, i do shipment to the whole of U.S.A and any country of the world with 98% guarantee of customs restriction. I have been doing this business for 4 years now. I have both generic and non-generic. Our Main Headquarter is located in Washington D.C and have branches in South Africa and here in Qatar pharmacy and financial departments are in South Africa and Qatar .
Below is our price list for MEDS:
CHICKEN PILLS :
250cc,,,,,,,,,$700
500cc,,,,,,,,,.1000
750cc,,,,,,,,,,$1200
BBB PILLS :
250cc,,,,,,,,,$800
500cc,,,,,,,,,.$1000
750cc,,,,,,,,,,$1300
BOTCH CREAM :
250cc,,,,,,,,,$500
500cc,,,,,,,,,.$700
750cc,,,,,,,,,,$800
YODI PILLS :
250cc,,,,,,,,,$500
500cc,,,,,,,,,$600
750cc,,,,,,,,,$700
HYDROGEL BUTT INJECTIONS .
250cc,,,,,,,,,$1000
500cc,,,,,,,,,.$1300
750cc,,,,,,,,,,$1500
PMMA BUTT INJECTIONS:
250cc,,,,,,,,,$1000
500cc,,,,,,,,,.$1210
750cc,,,,,,,,,,$1510
BRAZILLIAN BUTT INJECTI :
250cc,,,,,,,,,$1050
500cc,,,,,,,,,.$1300
750cc,,,,,,,,,,$1550
Actavis codein syrup
16 oz $60
32oz $90
DELIVERY TIME: 21 hours after confirmation of payment.
Packaging is discreet in boxes in order to avoid suspicion
There are other meds that i supply what acts the same like hydrogel,chicken pills,yodi pills pmma,botcho cream.If interested in them, let me know so that i can email or text you my prices.
The parcel come along with A DVD Manual so it will help you carry out the process easily
As for my delivery methods: buyers are requested to send to me their delivery address (where stuff is to be delivered) and after confirmation of payment delivery happens discreetly using both UPS,EMS,FEDEX or DHL depending on location and convenience with no buyers signature required. The stuff is sealed and packed in cartons well secured without any suspicion or disturbance of customs.
I accept as my payment methods via Wire transfer (Western Union,Money Gram)or bank to bank transfer if the amount is huge. And payment is against proforma and tax invoice
Tracking numbers will be presented to buyers within 2 hours after payment to enable buyers get updates of their parcels until it arrives their destination.
NOTE:there is a discount for huge buyers.
If still interested,then do not hesitate to Contact me as soon as possible so i can prepare your parcel asap ready for delivery. We wait to hear from you.
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 1
to p*********@gmail.com
If you get the price list let me know I sent it since yesterday though you had it already with when you receive the price list just let me know
Patti Hicks p*********@gmail.com
Nov 2
to craigslist
Hey!
Thanks for all that info! Hopefully soon my butt will be a huge buyer lol
So I just have a few questions before I order cause this is the first time I've ordered butt injections and chicken pills online. So what's the difference between Hydrogel Butt Injections, PMMA Butt Injections and Brazilian Butt Injections? And which do you think is best for me? I want my right cheek plumped up nice and 'round. My left one needs more pumping cause the last injection deflated or something and it now looks like I had a butt stroke or something so maybe one needs the Hydrogel and the other the Brazilian or just 2 hits of the same one?
Do you recommend the botch cream? Sounds a little scary, like it's gonna botch it up and I don't be needing that again. And will taking the Yodi and Chicken Pills as well as the injection make my ass waaaaaaaay too big. Like my fiance likes big butt I also need to fit through the church doors haha. I also want it to look natural cause he says silicon parts were made for toys, he wannem real thick and juicy and find that juicy double, Mixalot's in trouble.
Also does the DVD come in multi-region? Or does it come in BluRay? I also have a 3D TV so that would be even better, like 3D ass, but all good if not.
I appreciate the discretion. I still live at home and I don't need my folks asking me what all this butt stuff is about. Especially cause my dad is a doctor and thinks he knows everything !!
Once I get all the info then I'd like to get moving on my big ass order!
Thanks!!
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 2
to p*********@gmail.com
okay i understand you quite well if we work fast you will have the desired but you want for your your fiance. yes they come with DVD in Blue ray or any format you want i can even put in a USB flash key so that you can use on your laptop no problem.
I will advice you to use the Brazilian butt injection that is the 750cc why because if brings our the cheek of your butt well i will attach a pic to thsi mail of the how the Brazilian butt works. The difference between the Brazilian and the hydrogel and PMMA is that the Brazilian butt injection brings out the conners of your ass well and the backside to be curvy while the PMMA and the Hydrogel brings out just the butt. I will advice you to use the Brazillian butt.
the botch is not like the name okay it does not make your ass to botch like you said lol, you use the cream after you have injected this helps to smooth the butt and makes it take a great shape and feel natural. There is another just like the botch cream but that is too expensive most of my clients don't buy it the hydrogel cream if you want that i will recommend that to you it cost $1200 for 750cc. as for the pills i will prescribe them to you after you have passed your order so that i know what you will need for them.
As soon as you give your order i will ready with the invoice and delivery process so that you can have the products as soon as possible don't worry soon your fiance will never take his eyes off your butt. you will have to let me know the language you will need the dvd to come in.
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 2
to p*********@gmail.com
when you get this email let me know
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 3
to p*********@gmail.com
Hello patti dos you get my email
Patti Hicks p*********@gmail.com
Nov 3
to craigslist
Wow.
Yes I dos. Thank you for getting back to me with all of that information as well as the accompanying photos. I showed my fiance and he is well into the sizes of them asses. Although I am unfortunately white, he gets the picture. I'll definitely be needing new jeans lol. At the moment I fit into demi-curve but after these injections I'll be getting super big-ass curve and my husband won't be able to keep his eyes (or hands prolly) off my behind.
That's great about the BluRay, I think I'll go with that option because it seems like a waste seeing as I bought the freakin' thing and all I've watched is The Avengers (btw ScarJo's butt isn't bad in that. Could be bigger tho!).
I'll take your advice on the Brazilian being the best to bring out my butt.I don't know what 750cc means but whatever it is, if it works, sweet! Botch cream may as well add in too, not like I'm paying for it so chuck in whatever. I got no probs with taking pills, whatever it takes to make my fiance stay and play, cause he's long and strong and down to get the friction on.
So will the prescription work in any country? Like you a doctor or is it just a pretend prescription like my psychologist does?
And whats then the total cost in getting everything?
Patti xx
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 4
to p*********@gmail.com
For starters i am trained and qualified for this i prescribe what i know is best for my costomers so i am nor pretending like yourpsychologist okay i will make it on Blueray. The pictures i sent was just a sample of the results you should be expecting it's nit just for blacks, yes you will definitely be needing new jeans 750cc is just like 750ml i will fill them into syringes two one for each cheek and i will also be giving you the 500cc for the chicken pills and also 500 cc for the botch cream and the 750cc Brazilian butt, 2 syringes so the total will be
500cc chicken pills which is $1000
500cc botch cream $700
750cc Brazilian butt injection $1550
2 syringes $100
Delivery fee to your location $200
so the total will be $3550 for all
If you are okay just get back with the following information
delivery names
Address
country
phone number
zip code
so that i can arrange your invoice and we proceed with the delivery as fast as possible
REGARDS
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 4
to p*********@gmail.com
Hello patti I have not received your response yet did you get my last email
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 6
to p*********@gmail.com
Hello patti please tell me if you will be ordering so that I can tell my office regards
Patti Hicks p*********@gmail.com
Nov 6
to craigslist
Hi there,
Soz for not responding sooner. I've been busy with wedding prep and boring shit. Yes I'm still interested in ordering butt injections. I'm just waiting on seeing if my fiance is cool with it cause I'll be using his credit card and I've gotten into trouble before with spending shit and maxing it out. I'm sure it'll be fine cause he's the one who wants a big ass. I'll let you know ASAP!! I'm super pumped to get my butt pumped tho!
Be in touch soon!
Patti xx
craigslist <************@sale.craigslist.org
Nov 7
to p*********@gmail.com
Okay patti I wish you luck in your preparations okay when you are ready to order just let me know
I say Darwin's theory holds true if your buying butt injections off of craigs list.
Holy shit!! PMSL
@pattihicks David by name needs a better translation program! Good one!
I have always wondered if the people on the other side of the Craiglist scams would actually have a conversation with a potential buyer. Thanks for sharing your trolling expedition with us. It was awesome.
I have upvoted this post and will feature it on my daily hidden gems blog. I am following because I am seriously looking forward to following your fucked up hobby for chuckle.
Awesome! Thanks so much. There'll be more, worry not!
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