In honor of one of my favorite comedy blogs ever Stuff White People Like, here is a new one:
If you want to connect with a white person, shared outrage is a surefire way to enter their heart.
Although they had plenty of brunches, vacations, selfies, happy hours in 2016, it was a "bad year" for the world.
While poverty and disease rates are at an all-time low in human history, two key events ruined the year for white people: Brexit and the election of Donald Trump.
In order to commiserate with white people, you have to find them first. It isn't hard. Look no further than a virtual space that is quite different from the real world: social media.
Like and comment on their anti-Trump messaging on Facebook and millennial articles like "Okay people, Trump really just said that."
No matter what happened in your actual life, you must also explicitly state that your 2016 sucked.
And make sure not to share your initiatives to change the world for the better. It will make white people feel insecure.
Good thoughts
Im white, and I share your moral outrage at Trumps words, Im here on steemit to find solace after a shitty last year, the only good thing about last year was how I won the lottery and even then, I only managed to squeeze in about 200 days of vacation. Miserable I tell you. Please follow me and Ill follow you, it will make me feel better. I sure hope you are black, then I can show you off to all my other white friends and I might even be able to say "muh nigguh" to people because I have a black friend. Can I call you friend?
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