The Stupid Stuff I Think About While Driving: Coconuts [Series Episode 1]

in #comedy6 years ago (edited)

Disclaimer: This is a new series I am going to do and it will most likely be thought provoking, stupid at times and maybe even funny. Oh and there might be some language NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN!

Coconuts

Facts:

  • Coconuts grow on Trees
  • Coconuts are a fruit
  • Coconuts contain juice
  • Coconut Juice isn't called Juice it is called COCONUT MILK! WTF?

Thoughts:

Last time I checked MILK came from TITTIES not FRUIT. I mean seriously is it called Coconut Milk because it is WHITE AND CREAMY? If so then why not call CUM: a.) Testicle Milk or b.) Vagina Milk???


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