One day the Aaronic King Ar - Rashid is furious with the attitude of Abu Nawas for several times has made him embarrassed in front of royal officials. Therefore the King makes a trap to Abu Nawas, if Abu Nawas fails to face the trap, then punishment will be given to him.
Called Abu Nawas to face the King, and finally the king started to question his trap.
"Hi Abu Nawas, there has been a delicious portion of grilled chicken meat in front of the table, please get it !!" King's order.
Abu Nawas began to suspect, because he was unusual in order to take food by the king.
"It seems the king wants to set me up, I have to be careful." Abu Nawas said silently.
Finally Abu Nawas obeyed the King's command. But before his cock was given to the King, the King stopped him and immediately asked Abu Nawas.
"Abu Nawas, your hands already have delicious roasted chicken, please enjoy"
Spontaneously Abu Nawas immediately wanted to eat it, suddenly the king said again.
"But remember O Abu Nawas, listen to my direction. If you cut the chicken thigh, then I will cut your thighs and if you cut the chicken breast, I will cut your chest. Not only that, if you cut and eat the chicken, then I do not hesitate to cut your head, but if you just silence the chicken you will consequently hang "
Abu Nawas was confused by the choice given by the King, he was convinced that this was just a trick of the king for wanting to punish him. Not only Abu Nawas turned out that officials who were there felt the tension over the choice of the king.
Intermittent 10 minutes later, while thinking Abu Nawas tossing and turning the roast chicken. For a moment the atmosphere became quiet, then Abu Nawas closer roasted chicken right on the sense of smell.
The people who were there were confused and did not understand what Abu Nawas was going to do. Not long ago seen ash bawas closer roasted chicken was right on the buttocks of roast chicken and immediately kissed the ass.
After kissing the grilled chicken's ass, Abu Nawas said:
"As you said, If I had to cut this chicken thigh, then the king would cut off my thighs. If I had to cut this chicken breast, then the king would cut my chest. If I had to cut this head, then the king would cut off my head anyway. But try to see what I do ?. I kissed this chicken's ass. "
"What do you mean Abu Nawas?" Asked the king in surprise
"What I mean is that if I do that then the king will also repay him like this chicken. Well, I've kissed this chicken's ass, then you should also do as I do that kissed this ass also "Clear Abu Nawas.
Sudden explanation Abu Nawas add tension to the atmosphere. The audience tried to suppress laughter but hesitated in fear of the king's punishment. While the face of the king immediately flushed and began to feel embarrassed because the trap actually turned to himself.
For the umpteenth time the king must bear the shame again. To cover his shame, he immediately ordered the king of Abu Nawas to go home and bring the roasted chicken.
"O Abu Nawas, come home fast! do not let me change my mind "The King said
Arriving at home, Abu Nawas invites his neighbors to eat grilled chicken. And laughed at Abu Nuwas story
Ash Nawas and Camel Eggs
One day King Aaron Ar-Rashid suffered a strange disease. The king's body was suddenly stiff and sore. Her body temperature rises and is not strong enough to move. The illness worsened when the king refused to eat.
Various attempts have been made, until any physician has been brought in, and any medication is tried, but the results remain. The king was not healed. But the king did not surrender. The king finally held a contest with a great gift for an ornag who can cure him.
News contest finally heard by Abu Nawas. Abu Nawaspun interested to follow the contest. Without thinking long Abu Nawas went straight to the King's Palace.
The arrival of Abu Nawas to treat the king made the king wonder.
"O Abu Nawas, why are you following this contest, when you are not a physician?" Asked the king.
"Hehehe .., lord of the king do not just look at my appearance alone, like this I can heal people who are sick like a king" Answer Abu Nawas.
"Really?" The king was shocked.
"Of course the king" replied Abu Nawas reassuringly.
"Actually ill what is the king of misery?" Ask Abu Nawas back.
"I also do not know, but my whole body hurt and my body is hot Abu Nawas" Sigh King
"Hahaha" Abu Nawas just laugh out loud
"What is funny Abu Nawas?" Asked the king
"Actually such a disease is very easy to find the cure" Clear Abu Nawas
"Really, what is the name of the drug, then where can I get the medicine."
One day Abu Nawas stopped by his friend's house, a Jew. It turns out that on that day was going on a musical performance. The show was so lively and the audience was so crowded all the guests were involved in the event including Abu Nawas.
When the event was finished all the audience thirsty and hostpun present a drink to the audience. Each gets a cup of coffee. But when he was about to drink it suddenly he was slapped by the Jew, because it was still in a crowded state and an atmosphere of joy. It was ignored and then lifted the cup earlier but again Abu Nawas slapped.
Not surprisingly, it turns out the slap received by Abu Nawas quite a lot until the end of the show. While walking home, Abu Nawas grumbled
"What a wicked Jew it is, play a slap. The act kayak gini not allowed dibiarin "he murmured.
"But, whatever my day wants to ban it I am nobody" he added.
Suddenly Abu Nawas had a sense, he was about to invite the king to the place.
The next day, Abu Nawas met the king at the palace
"Master, I will proclaim the unknown news"
"What is Abu Nawas?"
"Apparently, this country there is a game that has not servant know and very strange" Report Abu Nawas.
"Where?" Asked the king.
"There's the woods over there, sir."
"Yes, let's see" Take the king
"Later tonight sir. We wear santri clothes "Suggestions Abu Nawas.
Malampun arrived, departed King accompanied by Abu Nawas to the place referred to Abu Nawas, the residence of the Jew. After getting there the Jew is busy playing music with his friends, then the king is welcome to sit.
Not long after, the king was invited to dance by the Jew, but the king refused. The yahudipun finally slapped and forced the king.Sang king finally realized, it turns out this game is intended by Abu Nawas. But whatever the power of the king can not reject it after forced again,
The king was dancing with forced feelings and sweat that soaked his body. As usual after after dancing host rumahpun give drinks to the invitees. While Abu Nawas pretends to go to the toilet to go home and leave the king alone.
"Let him feel himself, otherwise you will not know the situation of his own people and only believe in the report of the ministers and guardians" said Abu Nawas in the heart.
The king remained in the event. But unfortunately when the king wanted to lift his cup of coffee, the king was hit by the Jew's slap as Abu Nawas had yesterday. It keeps repeating until the coffee in the cup is small.
The event was over and the king finally returned home alone.
The next day, the king immediately sent the guards to summon Abu Nawas to face him.
Abu Nawaspun is dating to the king
"O son of you, what did you do last night? Good thing you do, you let me be ashamed of it as it was. "Asked her excitedly.
"O lord of the king, I apologize for my use last night. But I would like to report that before I also experienced the same thing as that experienced by you. But after I think when I say that I'm honest, you will not believe me. So I immediately bring you there for yourself and know what the people are doing and feel. "Clearly Abu Nawas defends himself
The king was silent, and eventually could not argue Abu Nawas's words. Then he instructed the bodyguard to summon the Jew.
The Jews came.
"Hey the Jew, why did you dare to pardon me against me last night?" Asked the king of anger
"O lord of the king, my servant last night did not know that it was you lord of the king. If you know I will not dare to slay you. "The Jew responded defensively.
But the defense of the Jews was of no use. The king immediately ordered the guards to drag the Jew into prison.
"Now take my reply."
"Forgive my master," plead the Jew.
After the incident, the king realized that he had to pay attention to his people. The king also thanked Abu Nawas for his report so that he could feel ordinary people.
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