- Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls have fat mothers. Be humble like your dad.
- The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem...
- You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on" forget what little sister?... (The multiplication table?)
- Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real fact)
- If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging... My brother... Forgive her... Promise her marriage... Tell her family that you want to renovate their house... Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR.
- When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I am a witness).
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