ComedyOpenmic Round 4 - "If women were good" by @alexnpianomusic
A Chief of a Cartel discovers that his Accountant stole $ 10 MILLION from the box. The Accountant was deaf-mute, so he was admitted to the job, because as he could not hear or speak, he could not act as a witness.
The Chief called him to interrogate him, leading, a Bella, Lawyer, who knew sign language 👄
The Lawyer asked the Accountant - through sign language. Bernardo, where's the money?
He also responded with signs:
- I do not know what you're talking about.
The lawyer translated for the Chief:
- He says he does not know what we're talking about.
The Capo took out a large Magnum 357 and pointed to Bernardo's head, shouting: - Ask him again !!! ...
The Lawyer says:
- It's going to kill you Idiot if you do not tell him where the money is ...
Bernardo, all scared, responds with signs: 😳 - The money is in a brown leather suitcase buried in the garden of my cousin Paco's house, on Fresnillo Street # 7, plot 6 of the Santa Marta district ... My cousin is not here, he will be back in 2 months. ..
The Mafioso asks:
- What did he say?
The lawyer: - He says he is not afraid of dying and that you do not have balls to pull the trigger!
Moral: If women were good, God would have one, and if they were trustworthy, the devil would not have horns, so ... Beware of Women and even more so with women Lawyers! 😬 hahahaha !!! ...
I like it a lot! voted I am also running for the funny story contest! I hope you win!
Didn't see that coming til the last minute haha - I'll make sure to keep my distance from lawyers!
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