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7 years ago in #comedyopenmic by alheath (51)
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I'm black and know Whoopi Goldberg (just kidding). I like your post, guess it's time to step up to the plate. Challenege accepted! lol
Aww, I was hoping for an autograph...
Thank you and good luck! I'm sure you can do it.
Sweet. Can't wait to see what you come up with.
looking forward to seeing your COM round8 entry @idenkcall :D
I assumed this post would be shorter...
Good stuff @alheath. Thank you for the laughs.
I did my best. They do say that less is more.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I laughed a little :D
Thank you! I'm glad you did.
Mild and enjoyable. Thank you for your entry
Thank you!
I enjoyed that. Well written. Thanks for sharing
Thank you!
Not good at humor, but thank you for thinking of me.
No worries. I can nominate someone else, if you would prefer?
Haha! Oh, the puns. What was going through his head to just keep going with the line of thought and making it worse? Probably nothing, lol.
I have no idea. Part of me would love to know. The other part lives in blissful ignorance.
You should have asked him, "Do you know my boss, since you're both in the same business. You know, the business of being an inconsiderate, clueless, obnoxious a**hole." LOL
Aww, but I like my boss!
You are very fortunate, many people do not have the same opinion. :)
I'm short of words right now😂. I'm friends with some elves, I really hope this won't affect our new friendship.
As long as you don't run short of breath, you should be fine. I hope your friendship continues to grow over time.
People like you are in short supply 😁
This was really well done, honey! I'm glad I nominated you. ;-)
Thank you! I appreciate your nomination. I've written funny Facebook posts before, but this is my first time writing comedy for a competition.
Maybe I'll do it again...
your writing is petite and melodic, gives a thumbnail into your thinking, and there is a scant supply of descriptive talent like yours in comedy land.
👍👍& half - have seen many regular COM entries that dwarf in comparison to your giant performance in this 1st attempt, looking forward to seeing your 2nd entry @alheath!
Thank you! As long as I don't start getting too big for my boots.
Such a great piece! I read through the comments and good to see so many puns have already been added... I just want to say I agree with most here... we want more! More is more!
Thank you for your help in editing it! I'll have a think and see what else I can come up with.
What have I let myself in for?