London story (Comedy Open Mic week 14)
7 years ago in #comedyopenmic by artakush (64)
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I lived in Germany for a bit but never got to go to England. One day I go with a friend of mine to a used car dealership to sell his car. For some reason all the people there were British. So were sitting there talking to one of the dealers, when one of the other guys walks by and says some random co-worker shit talking. Our guy jumps up and yells, "Oy! If you want your kneecaps to keep facing forward, you best keep walking then!"
I've tried to use that line since then but without that British flair, it just doesn't work.
Haha. I can relate so much to this @themadgoat . But somehow every-time I hear them say something like that it makes me giggle as a child!
Artakush practises british accent in the bush...
OMG ! Oh Funny Video ! I Like Too Much
Thanks! That means, that it made at least someone to smile!
Artakush claps hands in the bush...
The joke about the right hand is funnier ;)
Nice one man! Definitely made me chuckle.
Hahaha, the hand joke I leave it only for...
interesting story. i've always thought british accent was kinda cool.
but then again there's so many of them i get confused.
True that. Here in The Netherlands you can drive 30km to the east and would have to learn a new language hehe
I did smile, because you were so charming! :)
Ohhh. (Blush)
Artakush gets red in the bush...