Yes? Did you byte the ball yet? No? But what is it? Haven't you gotten tired of reading about or seeing it?
Well here is how it goes... First you see...
⏺️ Byteball ⏺️
Wait... It should be more like...
💰💲 $$$ ball
Uhm but it's not quite... 🤔 So you check the...
😁 Invite byte 😅
Wait whut? Maybe this one...
➡️▶️ Invite balls
Aren't they all the same? Oh here's another one!
AGH, IT BYTES AND NOW YOU'VE BEEN BYTEBALLED! 🙈🙊🙆
(Yesss that's it. 😂😂😂 That Byteball mobile app is now downloading on your device to be your best friend. Chat that Steem attestation bot. Login on Steemconnect.)
Kaching kaching 🤑🤑🤑
Now, go ahead and spread some byting balls. 😂
XOXO,
@artgirl
Tagging @leeart and @jadams2k18 to join the fun and make some jokes too. Haha, it's my first time to join comedy open mic. I think it's fun! Contest rules here.
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Now why would you want to byte a helpless ball...
Because, it gives me money. Lol. People have gotten money. Haha.
Lol. You should hide because it's dangerous out here. :P
Wait it can also be installed in computers. Haha forgot abt that. 😂
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Did you know @doomsdaychassis can wash your balls for free? And he does a fine good job too, quick and clean!
Oh but he is charging 3 Steem now. Lol. @pinay did it for me for free.
Haha, maybe you should charge others now @pinay. Lol. Wag ako plith. Hahahaha ako na lang promoter m. Hahaha. Dali, bet m ba? Bebenta kita, pang-Pinoy community charot. Hahaha. Or worldwide n lng. :P
Lol he already said he would not charge in the comments ;) He just gave it a try but it failed.. He did mine for free too :) The other part of the comment, uh ok.. lol
Oh I see. Hahaha. Cool.
It is donation only it seems at this time. I just kinda willy-nilly kinda say tips are welcome. Lol, some folks don't tip at all, some are happy to shoot me 3 steem some have told me to keep 10 for my time.
I am just happy to help but I am not going to turn down free money either
:)
Oh, nice. 👍
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When did you start providing a community service? I vaguely recall seeing a post about washing balls. 😂 I have so much catching up to do. One round of community service may be all I can handle for the summer!