Perfumed Revenge - Comedy Open Mic - Round 15

in #comedyopenmic7 years ago

This is my entry for comedy open mic round 15.

I nominate #chalott & #chrisee

So this happened to me on my way home on the train this arvo and I just had to share with you all.

I was sitting in my seat and a large man sat on the seat next to me.
During the commute he nodded off and was leaning heavily on my like a 40kg sack of potatoes.
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I tried to move around a little to wake him slightly so he would stop leaning like the tower of Piza but with no such luck.

Then with a grumble from my lower stomach I had an idea. I would get my revenge!

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It came to my stop and as I stood I decided to leave him with a new scent to ponder as I walked away with a grin on my face.

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Who said women had to be lady like all the time?

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Maybe he will learn a lesson for future commutes not to lean on people.

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evil perfume..... i like it!

The dangers of public transportation

You can be hanged for that where I come from.

Also, you should change the # to @ in your nominations. Thanks

Nothing like a light crop dusting to ensure the future success of your product.

Is gentle asphyxiation a danger?? Lol

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