Ever had a fantasy about putting expanding foam in someones anal cavity? I can't seem to find any takers.
I think this satisfies my curiosity. Now unless they have a turtle head providing some blockage, if you took a mini camera inside, I'd say it would look something like this:
So now that you have a good idea as to what I'm seeking here.
Any Takers? :o
Goats keep running away
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i use to joke with my friend who had a sister that got really fat really fast for some reason. I would always tell him it looked like someone shoved a can of fix a flat up her ass. I guess same principle.lol. You got an upvote from my curation trail.
-doomsdaychassis
Haha nice...maybe shes into that. Got her number? Thanks for the support!!!
I'm not quite sure what you intend to gain from this evil but I'm inclined to offer @easykelly's butt. He's a new guy
Well it brings a whole new meaning to getting your anus wrecked. I'm intrigued by your offer...he seems easy. If @easykelly is as easy as he claims to be, I may finally be able to cross this one off my bucket list!
As appealing as this sounds @bitfiend and @belemo. I think I will pass, my ass is definitely too precious to me to get destroyed . I believe @belemo has a way bigger ass and fits the profile.
He's the right
manass for the jobI'll Pass
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