Part time bikini model and newcomer to Hive, Ana Maria Batista from the Canary Islands started posting on Hive last week and has been amazed on the amount of upvotes and well wishing comments she has received from the Hive community. Her post entitled "Tour Around Las Palmas" has now received 967 upvotes and 345 comments. She was so taken aback by the level of support than she is even thinking she has a hidden talent for blogging. She is now even thinking of leaving her job as a bikini model and just concentrating on blogging full time.
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"Messages of support came from all around the world within 5 minutes of posting," claims Ana Maria.
"Some of the Hive community have even offered flights for me to go and tour their homeland and post about their cities."
"They will even put me up in their apartments and even invited me to something called Hivefest"
"People are just so nice to me on Hive" claimed tanned size 8, 36FF Ana Maria. My English is still very limited but this community has given me the confidence to post regularly and improve my English.
Her second post entitled "The Birdie Have A Roundy Head" again received a huge response with 540 upvotes and 200 comments making Ana Maria around $340 worth in rewards. In this post Ana Maria shows off her canary (The Bird that is) and describes the intricacies of the shape of his cranium. Ana poses with her canary in the post and nestles him against her bosom in a beautiful photo of a woman with her pet.
"Her English might not be the best but the photos are something else!!" claimed one excited Hive male community member.
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Meanwhile another newcomer to Hive Abubakar Zawal, a 21 year old student from Lagos created a post "Welcome to My City. Pulchritudinous yet Melancholy"
"I don't understand," said Abubakar.
"I have sourced all the images myself and it took me a week to create this post. Trying to come up with the appropriate wording and blending two different themes to make one post was difficult." "English literature maybe is the wrong subject for me." "The only comment I get is some gang stalking guy bleating on about voice to skull and neuro monitoring." "I was actually happy to get a comment from anyone because it was the only way I knew my post was seen by someone." in which Abubakar posts photos and a detailed description of the various sights in his city has received no upvotes whatsoever. Not only that but it even got downvoted by @gangstalking so Abubakar is on $0.00 for his post.
Abubakar who studies Advanced English at the University of Lagos uses complex English grammatical language to capture the mood in his posts such as onomatopoeia and cacophony. He is now posting his award winning poetry with iambic pentameter and is said to be saddened that his first five posts received no upvotes whatsoever.
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"I do everything that Hive Community ask me to do but I guess I have to do better." claimed Abubakar.
"One of my poems that was critically acclaimed in Nigeria only received a 3 cent upvote."
"One comment on the poetry post claimed that the poem was too good to be mine and he thought I was plagiarizing so he was going to contact cheetah whoever he is."
'Another comment just said
"You are a prick!"
Meanwhile Ana Maria's third post. "A Night Out With Mi Amour" in which Ana describes a night out with her husband Pablo has only received 5 upvotes and 1 comment so far today which has taken Ana Maria a bit by surprise.
"It is very strange that this post has got less likes than the first two but I did get 2 female Hive members commenting on my post for the first time and they are asking me to join their Ladies of Hive Community which is nice."
"I preferred the upvotes though".
Ana Maria's husband looks on supportingly and is well aware of what is really happening on Hive as he has been putting out these fires since they first met. It was him that prompted Ana Maria to do a post on the night out in the first place knowing the consequences.
"It comes with the territory of being married to a bikini model," smiles Pablo Blanco.
"She will work the Hive thing out soon enough" said Pablo who is a catch in his own right.
"But if she thinks she is going to travel to Europe to stay in some of these crypto nerds apartments then she has another thing coming!!"
The 945 upvoters and 345 commenters declined to comment on the story.
The funniest post ever yet SO TRUE ..in a way i dont think it is sad , because we should all show our body and face , i feel sad we dont see eachother ever , just because of crypto privacy . I could show my model s photos .
@opidia ah go on. Post up a selfie. What's the worst that can happen? A 300 dollar upvote!!
I have refused a playboy modeling contract , i wont start now in hive 😆
LOL...Hive in a nutshell!
The Abubakar's of the world don't have a chance.
I am sorry about abu bakar. In the beginning I also thought my posts were not of good quality but soon I realized the upvoting has nothing to do with quality alone. I have seen spam being upvoted high and quality content being ignored.
@amberkashif Very True Amber. I create this posts with humour to highlight these issues in a satirical way. The thing about Hive is it is a global community and it magnifies the problems we encounter globally in a tiny ecosystem. Take the elite for example. The 1%. We also have the 1% on Hive. There are good people , bad people , cheaters and hustlers. Some of the good people get ignored like in the real world. And some of the bad people become wealthy because they will for anything to get ahead. In the world we live in sex sells in a massive way and hence the reason for the post. I hope you liked it.
Sex sells enormously. Harsh but the truth 🤐. The 1 to 99 ratio stands true for hive too. The wealthy are the mights, and they have the right. Unfortunately.....!
🤣🤣🤣 Yup.
She's got really nice triceps...😎
She actually does . haha. Gym goer but not over the top.
A wise man once told me "you never got a ride until you got a ride from a big girl" He died of suffocation soon after with a smile on his face.
That's a small victory for humanity.
\o\ this is gold
I might start posting my skinny white butt too
I'd upvote you @mrprofessor. Fine specimen of a man.
That's humanity in a nutshell. :D
By the way, Hive is very much about relationships and not content as much. Those who have built relationships here over many years stand to earn a great deal more than newcomers.
But we have seen our fair share of well-formed buttocks get tons of upvotes right out of the gate.
@luminosity very true. That's why we love it here. And a bit of eye candy never went astray while we connect with our friends. 😀. Thanks for the comment.
i love you
gay
I have been kicked out of OCD discord saying the word gay for joke ..
Beware of Gayminator
😂
😂
I feel betrayed :)
The ways of love are mystery to all 😍
I only have one word for this post "Genius"
Cheers @yeckingo1.
The bikini girl is the exception. Abu is like many of us . Join a group and commetn and get oticed. World is tough!
Yeah @goldrooster. I agree. Being an ugly bastard sucks!
Don't be Abu 😭
i'm pissing myself LOLOLOLOLOLOL
this is freaking awesome!!!!
I wouldn't mind to be that husband and would also be terrified at the same time. And we know good looking bikini models > English literature as an established rule already.
Great post mate!
I had a friend that went out with a model and he broke it off with her because he was paranoid off his head. 🤣🤣🤣. He would go to the toilet at the bar and come back and she would be surrounded. He said it was just too stressful.🤣🤣🤣
haha, I can very well understand that! 😄😄 I hate to stereotype but in most cases such as this, the outcome would be quite similar indeed!
Beautifully explained.
This is hilarious!!
Thanks for reading @stayoutoftherz
Hahaha! This made me laugh out loud! There's always a layer of truth behind good jokes.
All of this is so true about Hive.
Thanks @vincentnijman . It's all just a bit of a laugh. Ha
The world can need more laughter, now more than ever it seems ;<)
Dam....that tight little behind though
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So hive somedays dey show u massive love some other days they slander u outright
Absolutely class!! Belly laughed my way through that...
"He is now posting his award winning poetry with iambic pentameter" - brilliant!
Poor auld Abubakar!
We all know a Abubakar
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Disclaimer: If this post reaches the 3 hot girls on Hive and they read it with their sultry eyes. This isn't about you!! It's a fictional post.
It reached a girl on Hive. Sadly, I'm not one of the 3 hot ones. I have squinty eyes because I'm laughing so hard.
and p.s. to the 3 hot ones... YES IT IS ABOUT YOU... LOLOLOL
everything is about you!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my gosh - this post was seriously perfection. poor Abu. let me go find his post. hahahahahahahahaha
This is tots awks
Leave this post at once and never come back!!!!!
hahahahahaha i said i am NOT one of the 3!!!!!
i WISH my ass looked that amazing in a bikini. and if i was getting $345 on my posts - I also would be crushing a bird in my ample bosom.
hahahahahahahahahaha
ok no. i wouldn't. lol
I am very happy with my $3.45
Same numbers. just the decimal is off by a bit. hahahahahahaha
😂 😂 Can someone get @dreemsteem a canary!! STAT!!
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLl you are seriously cracking me up!!!!
ok let me go put a little lip gloss on...
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll
I am a bikini model in my bubble bath
This is not just about HIVE. Beautiful women are more likely to be seen all over the world. But we have to start the change ourselves. The world will be a better place if you, me and everyone else start to find valuable things and respect them.
I upvote the ugly people too @arashthr so my conscience is clear 😃
My speech was not personal. I said in general
I know @arashthr. I am joking. 😂
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😂 so true